@Letter_to_Jack For Lagos traffic? I parked in the middle of the road, I no send the cars behind me, off car, put the hazard light on and ran to one corner to pee. Me wey just dey come from party after bottles of beer. You go feel like your bladder wan burst
Very Annoying
Security Forces were conducting rescue operations discreetly in Oyo State, then a Commissioner rushed to address the press, saying the security team had already surrounded the forest
Fvcking Saboteur in action
that commissioner is indirectly a bandits sympathizer
I have this crazy gist…
@sepril23NG that thing we dey always talk don happen to me ooo
For the past 6 months, one woman has been giving me emotional whiplash 😭. Today track the scammer, tomorrow hold on first, next tomorrow continue again. Madam dropped like ₦100 million story that someone scammed her, billed her and she paid instantly, I say okay—serious operation.
Fast forward to last month, we finally track the scammer to Akure. She even followed us herself. Police team fully on ground. Everybody ready for action like it’s Mission: Impossible 😤.
We get to the house… and there he is. The scammer. Calmly washing his car like nothing is going on.
Before we could even say “identify yourself,” MADAM TRANSFORMED 😭 she launched like lion on a mission.
Plot twist of the century: it was her HUSBAND 💀💀💀
Guy had a whole second family chilling in Akure like it’s normal DLC content 😭
Next thing chaos everywhere. Stones flying like say na Olympics training ground, second wife throwing punches, husband trying to separate two wives like referee that didn’t sign up for this match 😂
Meanwhile me and police? We turned professional dodgers. Slaps, punches everything was flying. I swear we deserved medals for survival that day 😭i left their asses there, husband been dey look me like guy u fuck up o