Capy

*Capybara Noise*

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

If I blew my shit off in front of the mental health matters sign would it be good for the culture

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Pump some lead into my plug, now he’s really blood-shot

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

As a white Christian I got hate in my heart for Mexicans named Jesus

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Would it kill God if we used Awomen instead of Amen from time to time? He does know they have periods right?

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Being a girl dad but I can’t stop acting weird around her female friends

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

I love going to an urban area for coffee and hearing a black person say macchiato

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Recreate the movie Step Brothers with Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer. Market the hell out of it and make Amy make a MINIMUM of 8 vagina jokes on the trailer. Right before we release into theaters, modify seats in those cinemas with electric chairs. This would fix everything.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

JD NO!!

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

I poured white monster into her coochie and she died. she fucking died

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Put my boy onto clairo and future im creating a monster

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

I’m glad they called it MANifesto. women could not be coming up with shit

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

The human body is so fucking stupid. Like I get I got some virus in my throat. Don’t make that shit sore and make me suffer. My brain needs to turn that shit off and just get to work fr.

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Religious with this bread I need More-Man

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Pressing her stomach during missionary so I can feel my shit in her

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Not a feminist but I’ll wear an ultra ribbed if you let me hit

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Rod Wave makes music for fat bitches

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Romance novels actually hit?? I’m just sitting in my chair reading with a huge boner

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

I know I’m the backup plan for like 7 female friends if shit goes South

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

Wdym “do you have a family groupchat?” My parents hate each other

[Capy @MrCapybaraMan]

@livewithnoregrt