SueARat

Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ

[SueARat @MrCharisma9]

Having a big dick is not a personality trait. There I said it

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew.

-Swish

[PapaGut @ThePapaGut]

I was ready to hate them until I got to the end...

[DⒶⓋe Wright the Thinker 🦔 @DaveWThinker]

Sorry, you're not a whore?

You're just so young and fit, I thought you were a whore.

[EddyFisher Studios @EddyFisher240]

Putting on old MADtv clips and realizing modern media is entirely sanitized and boring by comparison. Give me a low-budget sketch where everyone is screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason over a polished cinematic universe any day of the week.

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

Superman: " I need you 2, to Distract Brainiac"

Mister miracle and John Stewart:

[Liszt | @derLiszt]

"e vc acha bonito? a maior empresa de games sendo diretamente prejudicada e vc acha engraçado?"

Eu no meu quarto:

[Dr Death @DrDeath1776]

Saturday Night Live being funny again isn't something I ever thought I'd see. Also it's pissing people off which is even better!

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Listing cast members of I Am Legend

[Dom Pelegretti III @donpelegretti3]

Ok so I guess we’re gonna workshop that one

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

When a man is retarded, men tell him that he’s retarded and to stop being retarded.

Behind every retarded woman are 1000 more retarded women encouraging her to continue being retarded.

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

Man. She just OWNED us.

[Vivek @vivek_dattt]

John Stewart talking in British Accent😭🤣🤣

[Emilio 👌 @SuperE4__]

The British dub of SpongeBob is genuinely so crazy man

[CT @cubatazi]

He really cracked the code on how to spot DL guys 🤭🍿

[𝓥𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓞𝓷𝓣𝓪𝓹 @VibesOnTap_]

imagine surviving a competition where everyone else is dead, only to sit down for a press conference where reporters behave as if you’ve just won a golf tournament.

that’s the brilliance of snl’s hunger games press conference.

katniss and peeta have survived a televised fight to the death, but the media wants sound bites, silly questions, and the usual post-event drama. one reporter is more concerned about food than the people who died. another treats the killings like an impressive sporting performance.

the joke is how quickly a horrifying event gets flattened into ordinary media coverage.

[antifav 🇦🇷🇺🇸🇧🇷 @antifavxd]

>seja eu, 22 anos, virjão clássico e todo travado

>conheço uma mina nota 10/10 na faculdade

>milagre divino acontece e começamos a namorar faz 3 meses

>ela manda: "amor, almoço domingo lá em casa pra conhecer meus velhos"

>"fica suave, meu pai é de boa" (alerta de loss iminente)

>chega o fatídico domingo

>coloco minha única camisa social e me banho de perfume barato até arder o olho

>compro uma caixa de ferrero rocher no cartão de crédito pra parecer playboy

>chego lá com o c* na mão

>sogrinha abre a porta, pura simpatia de vó

>olho pra sala: o sogro sentado de braço cruzado encarando minha alma

>pqp, o maluco tem 1,90m e cara de sargento da reserva

>sento no sofá travadão parecendo uma estátua

>começo a puxar assunto sobre o mengão só pra não morrer de vergonha

>ele vai amaciando, solta uma risadinha, clima fica sussa

>hora do rango: feijoada braba com tudo que tem direito

>como feito um condenado pra puxar o saco da velha

>termino o terceiro prato me sentindo o genro perfeito

>fomos pra sala tomar um cafezinho

>de repente, a desgraça: um ronco ensurdecedor ecoa na minha barriga

>parece uma britadeira misturada com turbina de boeing

>pqp, o suor frio começa a escorrer na nuca na hora

>olho pro teto e vejo a morte passando

>mando na maior cara lavada: "com licença, onde fica o banheiro?"

>namorada aponta o lavabo bem no meio do corredor da sala

>entro, passo a tranca e agradeço a cristo

>sento na privada e cometo um atentado terrorista sem precedentes

>sensação de alívio puro, quase transcendi pra outra dimensão

>me limpo, ajeito as calças e puxo a descarga

>e é aí que o pesadelo começa

>a água sobe

>sobe mais

>sobe até a pontinha da louça

>pqp mano, a água não desce nem um milímetro

>um submarino de Chernobyl boiando e me encarando com desprezo

>o cheiro começa a tomar conta de tudo, parece um apocalipse químico

>entro em parafuso procurando um desentupidor

>cadê essa p*rra de desentupidor?
>não tem nada, só um difusor de cheiro de lavanda que só deixa o fedor gourmet

>pego aquela escovinha de plástico mixuruca pra tentar cutucar o monstro

>faço força

>o cabo quebra na metade, vtnc kkkkkkkkk

>agora tá o tolete radioativo E meio cabo de plástico boiando

>de repente, duas batidas secas na porta: toc toc

>"ô genro, sai logo daí que preciso mijar antes de buscar o refri" (voz do sogro)

>meu cérebro congela, meu sistema desliga por 3 segundos

>não tem janela pra fugir

>olho pro espelho e vejo um homem sem dignidade

>abro a porta devagar com a maior cara de derrotado da história da humanidade

>o bafo da morte sai do banheiro e acerta a cara do velho em cheio

>o sogro arregala os olhos e dá dois passos pra trás tossindo

>eu, com a voz tremendo de vergonha alheia:

>"seu Carlos... sinceramente? se o senhor der um passo aí dentro, o senhor não volta com vida"

>silêncio absoluto por 5 segundos

>achei que ia levar uma surra

>o velho simplesmente se dobra no
meio de tanto rir, chorando de gargalhar

>"PQP MULEQUE, TU CAGOU UM PARALELIEPÍPEDO É?! CORRE LÁ ATRÁS E PEGA A MANGUEIRA!"

>passei as próximas 2 horas desentupindo a privada com o velho me zoando e bebendo cerveja

>resultado: ganhei o respeito do sogro pra sempre

>agora em todo almoço de família ele me apresenta como "o Demolidor"

[TEMZY ✞ @imtemzy]

MAN WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭

[Boyz in the SHIELD @FilmaticFury]

It’s the human thing to do

[Eron @0xEronn]

You can turn a sphere inside out without tearing, poking holes, or creating a single crease - and this is not a trick, it is a proven mathematical theorem. You cannot do the same thing to a circle. The reason is a topological invariant called the turning number, and it is the same invariant governing the geometry every LLM embedding space is built on. Stephen Smale proved eversion was possible in 1957. It took seven more years before anyone found a way to actually do it.

The mechanism is corrugation. Divide the sphere into guide strips connected by wavy sections that let the surface pass through itself without pinching. Push the caps past each other before a crease forms. Twist them in opposite directions - the same way a belt with a loop untwists when you rotate each end half a turn. Then push the equator through and uncorrugate. Bowls, domes and saddles cancel in a pattern that stays invariant throughout - the same structure that makes high-dimensional transformer geometry behave nothing like 3D intuition.

21 minutes. Bookmark & watch today. The mathematical proof that breaks every intuition you have about surfaces.