Chris Taps

Movie & TV fan who appreciates a good pub & a fair few bad ones. AKA Liberal Apologist. LLB. Catholic, irony ‘n all. Merry Christmas, Dave. 🇲🇺🇵🇸 🇪🇺

[Chris Taps @MrChrisTaps]

@England @HKane Pay the officials and get a retake and another free penalty? 🤣

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@rioferdy5 Whatever 🤣 stepped up and missed, keeper does what everyone does 🤣 no one saves a retake

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@MarinaPurkiss Be fair, it was their own family first.

Then they grew tired of the gigantic ears and dull hair.

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@Feargal_Sharkey Like every other normal person in the world

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@mehdirhasan @HKane That keeper did the same as every keeper.

Lucky, lucky, lucky.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

This is of course … a lie.

They are removing from lampposts because it’s illegal.

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@UKLabour Time to send those immigrant lions back!

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@mehdirhasan Nah.

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@almurray Tell your mate the question should be “is there nothing they won’t ask him to advertise” 🤣

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@Kevin_Maguire Religious Cults don’t send their children out into the wild.

Keep the indoctrination in-house.

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@henrywinter Warriors? Are England not warriors?

What is this weird kind of commentary? 🤣

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

The road near me has cheap England flags limply tied to lampposts at half mast for the first time.

I never had any issue with my national flag before it was co-opted by National Front racists.

Now it feels like a fucking swastika to me and that’s THEIR doing.

[Chris Taps @MrChrisTaps]

@BBCSport All these comments about Saka 🤣

1. He’s been shit for two years.

2. They’re saying he’s injured/rested cos he’s been shit for two years.

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@UKLabour Why the dumb graphic?

I mean, whatever, but why do you lot have such a shit comms team? 🤣

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Labour's Sarah Owen DESTROYS Reform UK's Robert Kenyon on the eve of the Makerfield by-election 🔥

[Chris Taps @MrChrisTaps]

Bernard Mathews talking to turkeys.

Too niche?

#SoonBeChristmas

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

AI will create more jobs for humans, not replace them, Amaon founder Bezos says https://t.co/CcY1rYzX5L

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

@tomscrace You’re right, this seems very modern, I apologise

[Chris Taps @MrChrisTaps]

All these “gotcha” comments missing the irony of their “they must hate having to report this news” comment 🤣

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Trust in news hits a new low, research suggests https://t.co/ELtpyXUulg

[Chris Taps @MrChrisTaps]

The most depressing part is that it’s for all the wrong reasons.

It’s not because you all deny genocide or platform massive racist scumbags.

It’s at such a low because the fans of those degenerates still don’t believe you anyway.

That’s the tragedy here.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Trust in news hits a new low, research suggests https://t.co/ELtpyXUulg

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

@MrJCrouch Yeah and the good thing is, I wasn’t born into my place there either.