Grumpy Ol' Chudley

Middle-aged, straight, white, able bodied male but missing the entitled dickhead gene. We are all equal when we die.

[Grumpy Ol' Chudley @MrChudley]

Photography aims for 2017:
1. shoot one roll of film per month (at least)
2. learn to develop my own films
3. enjoy the challenge

[Grumpy Ol' Chudley @MrChudley]

Hey @Tesco, Iike a bit of cheddar as much as the next guy but you know there are other cheeses too, right?

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As I see it, the only good thing (good being used loosely) about 280 characters here is that you can now type Meat Loaf song titles in full.

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I stand corrected, not exclusively Meat Loaf, just lots of him. Fleetwood Mac now though.

Can you tell I'm bored?

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Someone on the bus is listening to a Meat Loaf playlist. #nowplaying Bat Out Of Hell.

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@Jason_Spacey I paused here because I saw a short tweet. Thanks.

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Just did a fart so vile, I genuinely couldn't tell if the milk was still good or not. Turns out it isn't.

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@ben_cameron Leave Twitter? (Please don't.)

[Grumpy Ol' Chudley @MrChudley]

Sneaky. Twitter app has done away with the character count, making it harder for us traditionalists. *counts characters...*

Phew.

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@MooseAllain Portugal ruins your patiently crafted joke. :(

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The UK government does not represent me.

I could never get away with such incompetence.

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I don't think even @BorisJohnson could string enough flowery words together to accurately describe how much I detest the utter cockwaffle.

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Just launch the nukes already...

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You'd think after four hours, the kids in the park would have run out of fireworks...

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@IamHappyToast I imagine God tending to a child with cancer, suddenly hears Trump's call and says "oh, right, yep" before scurrying over there.

[Grumpy Ol' Chudley @MrChudley]

I watched 'Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World' last night. Ok, so it's about asteroid-based end of days, but still...

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I was born in the morning and the sweets are all mine. It's all random stuff and girls are grabbing a new identity in my tank. 😕 https://t.co/NP1R6wI5Ht

[Victim Wembanyama @flibbradigibbet]

Type “I was born” and then let your predictive write your autobiography.

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@World_of_Moose @MooseAllain Such a bad influence. I now have whatever number is one more than too many t-shirts. Oh well. :)

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Bingo - at last! @EffinBirds

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(2/2) ... I should legally be allowed to tie fireworks to irresponsible fucktards and set them off at will. Prefer the first option though.

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Fireworks should only be available from specialist sellers, not supermarkets/pop-up, and sold only to over 25s WITH ID.

Or... (1/2)