Chris

Chris, 30-odd (getting on a bit, eh?). IT geek, HGV driver (Scania FTW :D), amongst other stuff. Caffeine addict #IndyRef YES voter, like the great outdoors :)

[Chris @MrCJDL]

@Tesco @eatleancheese Got 2 packets of your cheese from Tesco before Christmas, kept in the fridge, opened to find both are going mouldy sealed in the package. BB Feb 24. How can this happen??

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@trafficscotland Morning, is #A90 open at Stonehaven heading South?

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@NETrunkRoads @trafficscotland #A90 is HGV diversion route still A9/A95, or are the local roads around the closures suitable for HGV traffic?

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@NestleUKI Chomped into my KitKat today, to find no wafer, just solid chocolate. Not sure whether to be outraged or if I got lucky 🤔🤣 anyway, see attached picture for batch numbers etc, in case your machines are faulty!

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@trafficscotland Flock of sheep loose on #A9 just north of Balsporrsn B&B 🐑🐏 https://t.co/XyC6Mm91lt

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@trafficscotland @NWTrunkRoads Any idea what's happening with the diversion route? It's gridlock NB, haven't moved in half an hour? 🤨

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@SimonCalder Thanks Simon, seems they made a mess of the rebooking too, somehow I ended up with a KL ticket via AMS (despite confirmation of AF via CDG, and my friend (travelling together) ended up on standby AF. Got it sorted, hopefully we make the connection in AMS, its a little longer. 🙃

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@SimonCalder Simon, quick Q... BA cancelled my flight with less than a days notice and rebooked me with AF, with a tight connection in CDG (1hr5m). If I miss the connection, who's liable for the hotel (next flight 7am following day). Me, BA, or AF? Thanks 🙈

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@NWTrunkRoads @polscotrpu Current conditions

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@trafficscotland #A82 North of Drumnadrochit, blocked in both directions but snow and jack-knifed HGV. Cars getting turned around but lorries are stuck. 🙈☃️

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@MAKIPolice Is A83 at Rest & Be Thankful passable, to get to Dunoon? @trafficscotland @SWTrunkRoads

[Police Scotland Argyll & Bute @PSOSArgyllBute]

Good morning from MAKI police. Reports are being received of vehicles stuck on a hill approx 4 miles from Inveraray towards Lochgilphead on the #A83. Please approach the area with caution. Police are en route. #DriveSafe

[Police Scotland Argyll & Bute @PSOSArgyllBute]

There is severe flooding on the #A83 between Tarbert and Lochgilphead. Some minor roads are also affected by ice. Please drive to road conditions. #DriveSafe

[BEAR NW Trunk Roads @NWTrunkRoads]

⚠️ALERT⚠️ Delays at #A83 Rest and Be Thankful.
Due to wintry conditions, an HGV is restricting traffic in both directions. We have a gritter at the location & a 2nd gritter is on the way to help.
➡️We're assessing the situation & will update asap. @trafficscotland

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@PetsatHome Not impressed with your 'live' food recently. I managed to find 13 (barely) live crickets out of this whole tub. Asked for a discount due to the high amount of dead ones... "we can't discount live food." Kinda cheeky to call it live! ��� Not great, my pets need to eat!

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@trafficscotland #M74n at a standstill from J8 🤯

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@trafficscotland A90 nb just north of Claverhouse Rd, Dundee - collapsed manhole in lane 1, approx 1SQ.m hole in the road 🙈 Have informed police so hopefully they can get it blocked off before someone hits it 😬

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@spacedog17 🤣🤣

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@spacedog17 She’s waiting patiently for planty heaven 😂

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@spacedog17 It’s gonna die 😂🙈☠️ at least stop watering it so much. And maybe give it some slow release fertiliser!