Mike Oxlong

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@ZeenaXena Nice

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@Mubarak615704 Hazard

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@cfc_tayo Van Aanholt

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@Kaaiii29 Lampard

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@Lunaria_40 16

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@_onlyscott Di Maria

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@_Jaredad @FabrizioRomano Players that have been here all their life? Given blood, sweat and tears? More than you ever would?

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My priority is to make sure my daughter achieves more than I could ever imagine. I'll make sure every tool is at her disposal to be the greatest she can be

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I pray my incoming is greater 🙏.

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Driving in London is a crazy

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@cfc_tayo Pizarro

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Calmly

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

🗣️ @JLSanchez78: “There is ANOTHER player on Real Madrid’s list, they have told me.

- €150M.
- A very great player.
- More likely his club sells him.”

(via @MadridXtra)

🔵 If this is Enzo Fernandez, do you think Chelsea should sell him for €150million?

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Why would this woman choose to crack open Chinese food on the plane 😕

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This the funniest tweet. And so much truth lol

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

When u don’t have money and ur gf still loves u, it really annoys her friends.

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The Beautiful Game

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

🔴 Scenes in Trafalgar Square tonight as Middlesbrough fans turn up in numbers! 👏

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Every person on social media is now a comedian

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Tbf, if what Jordan said is true and a member of Speeds team reached out to his bro to be the guide I can't be too harsh because he said it isnt his forte.

[Kung Fu Kenny @PaceHD33]

AS A PROUD BAJAN..WE BEYOND DISAPPOINTED as the gem of the Caribbean sea we let down our entire Caribbean brothers and sisters ..He is not a reflection of the people on the island

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I remember the convos of criticising people's parenting priorities and now you're in the same position as them.

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@plainzanee Celebrity relationships are too funny man

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People have a really warped perception of what being a good parent entails.

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JT0

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

This was cold 🥶