Big Smoker

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

Going to try churning butter with my cock

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

I am fond of the eye doctor’s mini games

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

I piss so hard I chip porcelain

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

I think I can be trusted with a firearm.

May I have one?

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

Fuck off @IRS

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Im so harmless, I keep getting harmed

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

9 out of 10 times gambling is cool - sun tzu

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

creating a time machine and taking a magic eight ball back to genghis khan and telling him to make all his decisions through the magic eight ball

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

i have a reliable source that chris hansen is inside that house

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

some days youre the dog and some days youre the fire hydrant

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

By the nine, we are fucked

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

Written a bot to occasionally send retard shit to my friends. They think its me but they are wrong.

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

they're not going to be in rush hour 4

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

Cave men used sticks and dirt to make art. We need AI to make our big titty goth mommy art. I just want to jerk off and look at the clouds.

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

all i got to say is that i am running out of bullets whooping ass

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

i think we have it right with horses
broken leg -> put them down
should treat people the same way

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

i have essays so good i came to the conclusion

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

My average thursday night

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

Bring it back please @PlayStation

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Cig acquired

[Big Smoker @MrcornD]

I want a cig so fucking bad right now