MrCrunchiebar

My more outrageous/insightful reality tv opinions are stolen from @stottiecake who is too slow to the twitbox innit

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Why are none of these finger wagging scolds working on healthy fags?
Grow up & save millions of lives in one fell swoop instead of constantly trying to ban joy
#imissmetabs

[NewstalkFM @NewstalkFM]

A medical consultant warned that, while vaping has been promoted as a way to stop smoking, it could kickstart nicotine addictions.
https://t.co/izKgvFs8NG

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Obviously Michael Caine in
The Muppets Christmas Carol

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What actor was at the “end of his career” and then revived it with a great role?

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I bet this dude was twenty fucking two when this was shot

[VintageMagazines @VintageMags]

New Zealand Woman November 1964.

#fashion #magazines #vintage

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Not a travelator in sight!
Eliminator me swiss

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Ready for the Eliminator, baby! 🏏

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Hasn't he said for years that he and Winona were married by a priest during Dracula though?

If he is married to that lady with the nice hair who he is obviously besotted with them that's great too

Very happy for him either way

EXCELLENT etc

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Twitter

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@quantick & the Sun City Kid

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How many handshakes does it take for you to get to Hitler?

0. Me
1. My father
2. Bertie Aherne
3. Henry Kissinger
4. Francisco Franco
5. Hitler

[Larva From Delmarva 🇲🇽🇫🇲🇮🇩🇬🇷🇨🇷 @trash_ebooks]

How many handshakes does it take for you to get to Hitler?

0. Me
1. My grandfather's 2nd wife "Bunny"
2. Henry Kissinger
3. Francisco Franco
4. Hitler

[MrCrunchiebar @MrCrunchiebar]

Bit of blue for the dads
#Eurovision2024
#slovenia

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First listen to Bambie Thug and there might be a banger in there, somewhere
If only someone could set it free

#Eurovision2024

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When you've finally finished the internet

[Justine Stafford @JustineStafford]

🤹👵

[MrCrunchiebar @MrCrunchiebar]

I would probably be tetchy too if I'd gone abroad to update my smile and come home looking like I'd nicked it off me granny's bedside locker
#Loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars

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It's a bit much that the valleys plastics had it all their own way with the friends & family task but that very evening they'd gone back to the they're all out to get us position
#bbuk
The noms even prove their assumptions are balls
Eejits abroad!

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So that was lovely
Felt like a launch night
Not an influencers picnic
#BBUK

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The French Fire Engine 🚒 was robbed
#Strictly

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At a glance with the sound down I thought this was a Graham Norton opening monologue

Sorry Graham

Now where are me readers?

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Drop a photo of yourself that could be an album cover.

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In fairness I've watched far too many How I Met Your Mother episodes for this not to be true

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

Nobody actually wants AI generated content, not even its most adherent proponents, they just think people are stupid and will consume any old shit.

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I guess this is how the 5 to 10 people who actually like Philip Schofield felt

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I'm sure things would be different round here if only we'd used the fleets more