Mr. Dancy Pants

Content creator and all-around dapper guy.

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@Aliathewhite She's not going to see this, dude.

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@brutalfootages Looks like he showed tremendous restraint.

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@OFCBostil It's okay that you don't know how it works. Others do.

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@lady_valor_07 1983

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@WorldofWarships Why do so few missions let Asymmetric battles count towards them?

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@therainbowbun No one has a right to representation in video games. That's not a thing.

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@Matt_Pinner Obviously to shoot everything they see.

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@outofplasticups @bethanyinpain @ssavage0914 @theoceanblooms If Berlin were in New Germany, and populated by German speakers, I'd wager it'd be pronounced the same as it is in jolly ol' Deutschland.

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@bethanyinpain @ssavage0914 @theoceanblooms I'm not miserable, I'm snarky. If you're going to treat obvious snark as serious comments and then choose to get butthurt over it, then maybe you're just a bit too fragile for the internet.

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@outofplasticups @bethanyinpain @ssavage0914 @theoceanblooms Yes, I know. It's as if the town in New England is named for the town in England.

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@bethanyinpain @ssavage0914 @theoceanblooms Oh, you're from England. Then we're definitely not going to be taking your advice on how to pronounce our towns. At least not until you stop saying "Buhming'am" and "Wooster" for Birmingham and Worchester.

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@EveHill4 @RSSimmons1960 @MarkGottlieb Make better choices and pass on better advice to your children.

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@RepJasonCrow He just said that sedition is punishable by death, just as you only said the Military doesn't have to obey illegal orders.

If you weren't committing sedition then he wasn't talking about you.

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@CNviolations

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@WhiteLight_4 @LittleDeathJr @Buckingham_Show So, in response to someone not being sorry someone else is dying, you openly wish for that person to die because THEY are a bad person? What does that make you?

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@bethanyinpain @ssavage0914 @theoceanblooms If you have to say it's pronounced "approximately" then it's too difficult to pronounce.

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@daisyldixon So, because you weren't "allowed" to do them 50 years ago, you don't do them today? How can anyone stop you from doing a job? There are more women than men. How can you be oppressed as a majority?

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@arianajasmine__ You making a poor choice doesn't absolve you of your responsibilities.

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@TheDemocrats Do you not know what a cloture vote is? That's embarrassing.