Mrdeeznuts

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

“God please guide and protect my son in school”

the son:

[ℳ𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒾 :𝓅 @waxmeadowmeow]

How it feels trying to bulk

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[autist @litteralyme0]

how many fucking people are in this movie

[🇵🇹 @OgunjobiBu81876]

Too shy for Influencing
Too dumb for crypto
Too honest for scam
Too lazy for 9-5

Please tell me how can I make money?😭

[ི꒰ ✚ ꒱ ྀ ི̫🐾 @xynnven]

do you guys also randomly notice how lonely you actually are

[SⒶL (?/39) @b0nes0fsal]

watching yoursef get fatter and uglier everyday

[* @trexy1897]

Greatest window of all time man:
- Black Japanese keeper
- Guy who wanks his willy to racist audios
- Reincarnation of H*tler
- Garnacho

Nobody can beat this

[txtdaripodcast @txtruangpodcast]

ketika warung makan udah melawan

yang kiri full jeroan tanpa otak
yang kanan ga ada isinya cuma msg

[♱ @bltdoja]

Me when im trying to end the conversation and they keep going.

[Vᴅʏᴋ @VdykCFC]

These Santos & Tielemans debuts…

[Eman Mumtaz Afridi @emanmumtaz42]

Please get addicted to believing that Allah will work it all out for you.

[aylin @aylinlf]

I GOT A BIG GIRLS JOB THAT CAN FINALLY CONNECT WITH MY DEGREE

[shru˚｡ʚ𓊆୨୧𓊇ɞ｡˚ @sadgirlera_]

when someone wants to reconnect after i have already grieved what we once had

[woah ko @woah_ko]

Halfway through the interview I realized it was a pyramid scheme

[🇦🇫 @1maaream]

Halal income comes very slow, but the barakah stays

[♱ vicky @viexla]

manifesting A’s all semester and money in my bank 24/7

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

stupid ass fucking country run by stupid ass fucking people because of stupid ass fucking people who voted for the stupid ass motherfuckers oh my god get me the fuck OUT OF HERE