Mr Derek Foo

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Dear husbands, what is something your wife has too many of and why is it bags?

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

I think half of Singapore is in Japan, Korea and Taiwan this December

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Today I had to rescan a broccoli, scan for plastic bags, scan groceries, scan for NTUC points, scan 2 HPB vouchers, pay the remainder with NTUC app, and finally pack my items into 2 bags separating produce, meats and dry food.

How am I not working as a cashier already.

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

#PS5Share, #Overcooked2

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Have yourself a Messi Little Christmas and a Mbappy New Year.

#WorldCup2022

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

@elonmusk NI

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

6 ways to stop hiccups:
1. Hold your breath for a short time
2. Hold your breath for a time
3. Hold your breath
4. Breathe
5. Be
6. *stop existing entirely*

#hiccups

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Randomly thought about the concept for new payment app called "Pay Lor" to meet the needs of people who feel disgruntled about paying their friends back lol. #paylor #paylah #paynow

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Kudos to the light guy! #ndr2022

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Imagine if I marked my students' work like how people review items on Shopee...
Grade: 4/5 stars
Comments: Student delivered his work promptly. Haven't read the essay yet but paper was a bit crumpled.

#teachers #marking #shopee #reviews

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Crap is this how my students perceive me when I stand in front… 🫣

[shakira law @shakiraIaw]

pri sch math teachers refusing to start the lesson till the whole class is quiet

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a low ha.

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

I'm okay if Thor is MAKING jokes sometimes. But lately it seems the movies are obsessed with making Thor THE joke instead. #ThorLoveAndThunder feels like a parody of an actual Thor movie that is preoccupied with making sure you don't go 2 minutes without something to laugh at.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Republicans any minute now: “It’s not about gun violence, it’s about parade safety.”

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Yes yes you should definitely take lots of videos of these fireworks. You will definitely watch the videos later

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Younger adults your time will come soon! #vaccination #sgcovid

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

#CountOnMe indeed...

[. @jdpoc]

The actual people from *THAT* meme, 10 years on ...
.

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

What is JC if not school uniforms preserving? #WandaVison #JC

[Mr Derek Foo @MrDerekFoo]

Every Asian household:
Child: I can’t finish my food!
Mum: Ok, can’t finish the rice nvm; just eat the ingredients...