Ed

knees creakin sphincters leakin

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@MxchaeI17 @ochepedia arguably the better way to go - stray either side of 17 leaves you a bull finish, going at 9s essentially guarantees tops

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@iBedless what game were u watching pal

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@PWaveHQ oh

[Ed @MrEd00w]

NOT a fan of how they’ve made urinals woke. no more ‘P-Wave’ #bringbackourcakes

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@joelgolby please stop calling the noughties the aughts

[Ed @MrEd00w]

you’d never have double science at 10 it would run over morning break

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

When you're plotting the downfall of a Prime Minister at 9am and have double science at 10am.

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@ochepedia stats on stray 1s and 5s this WC compared to past?

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@PaulHeller00 this banged tbf

[Ed @MrEd00w]

idea for a tv show eggheads but instead of general knowledge questions it’s who can survive for longest wearing jeans in hot weather. jeremy clarkson is the egghead

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@iLFCi17 head on mars ahdhdhf wjdjxbdh

[balta 🇦🇷 @BGarcN2]

shoutout to whatever mark ruffalo’s look in collateral was

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@iLFCi17 matey can you tweet more often haven’t zinged you for a while

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Oppenheimer, but it’s the genius fella who first thought to put cans of lager in the freezer. He’s having the night of his life, then wakes up the next day to the incredible scenes of loss cause he left 2 in over night, they’ve exploded & he’s never the same again. Flew too close

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

Italian designer Giorgio Armani and British footballer Sol Campbell attend the cocktail party to celebrate "Giorgio Armani Retrospective" at the Royal Academy in London (2003)

[Ed @MrEd00w]

this amazon ad is mental. bloke doesnt like his cheese sandwich so toasts the bread in the morning and then brings it in to work which obviously makes it worse. then applies to be a chef. unhinged

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@jklilhales which one

[Ed @MrEd00w]

@Nigel_Farage @dieworkwear