Mike Reed

[Mike Reed @MREED2]

@Rosie Until someone lives through the pain and shame one doesn't get it. Life always goes full circle. You were heard

[Mike Reed @MREED2]

Nautica Classic for Men Eau de Toilette; 3.4 Fl. Oz. http://t.co/vRq32NrqCg

[Mike Reed @MREED2]

@Rosie Hi Rosie. I am having the VSG in two weeks. Super excited and nervous at the same time. How was the recovery for you?

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GOOD morning, peasants!

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

Hangovers are for peasants. *Pops champagne.*

[Mike Reed @MREED2]

@heyshaney This made me laugh! I can picture it now.

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

I don't know about you, JEFFREY... But I'm feeling 22.

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

HAPPY FRIDAY, peasants!

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

.@tomyoder I acknowledge your proposal, peasant. But I'm MARRIED to JEFFREY. #blurredlinesCONTESSA

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

Nicki Minaj is not #FOOLPROOF?

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

I know you WANT it, JEFFREY

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

Tried to DOMESTICATE ya... #blurredlinesCONTESSA

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

#singalongCONTESSA

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

HELLO, peasants.

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

JEFFREY, preheat my oven! *Winks.*

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

Happy MONDAY, peasants!

[Mike Reed @MREED2]

@heyshaney Jesus.

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

What is Walmart?

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

Fly faster, JEFFREY! We must reach the HAMPTONS in time for Sunday FUNDAY. #barefootJET

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

What's that, JEFFREY? *Sips champagne.* The Mile What Club? #barefootJET