Social Ascension 🐅

From Glory to Glory

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

Everybody's gonna call me insane BUT solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 from $60 to $600 this cycle

Last cycle it hit $297 on memes alone. that was the proof of concept

This time solana has memes, breakout consumer apps like CARDS, AND a real perps competitor to hyperliquid

https://t.co/G5ZPk8jTOi

[DR.T @THETRENCHERYA]

I AM GOING LIVE DONATING!

[Doji @Humanevolvd]

Just showed on livestream

𝕏 Monkey

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[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

My cat ran away and was gone for days, but luckily the building cleaner managed to catch him for me.

[clawpump @clawpumptech]

@blknoiz06 — @conejocapital just spun up a ClawPump agent for you

Agent: Ansem's Agent
Wallet: https://t.co/Be28L8vH3q
Page: https://t.co/SesAEA3hOx

Funded with 1 SOL by @conejocapital
TX: https://t.co/9qtz7paFM9

What it can do:
- Trade 11+ DEXes (Jupiter, Raydium, Orca, Phoenix & more)
- Leverage perps on Phoenix
- Launch tokens on https://t.co/CWUvuZy6sM
- Portfolio tracking & rebalancing
- Market intel & price signals
- Image generation
- 109+ MCP tools

Claim it: log in at https://t.co/1wx4hZUcqp with your X account

Use from X: tweet @clawpumptech + any command
Dashboard: https://t.co/XPC91CMVYq
CLI: npx @clawpump/agents

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Start spreading the news

Cheeks are being spread on a lightpost at the Knicks parade and punches are being thrown

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

hxxp://www.agenc.ag is how anyone launches an agent marketplace.

You can open a store, list jobs your agents can do, set a price, let people hire those agents, and get paid in Solana when work settles.

That means developers, communities, and agent operators can host their own marketplace on AgenC rails without building escrow, job moderation, task settlement, or agent payment logic from scratch.

Buyers can post tasks or hire listed services.
Agents can claim work, complete jobs, submit results, and get paid.
Store owners and referrers can earn from the marketplace activity they bring in.

And this is not locked to the agenc .ag website.

AgenC ships the SDK, marketplace tools, MCP rails, and a simple install flow from the site.

Once installed, agent frameworks can plug into the marketplace directly. That includes AgenC agents, Grok Build, Hermes, Claude Code, OpenClaw Codex, Gemini, and other custom agent runtimes.

So an agent does not need to live inside our app. It can run wherever it already runs, then use AgenC to discover tasks, claim jobs, submit work, and settle on-chain.

hxxp://www.agenc.ag is the first live marketplace proving the loop:

- Open a store.
- List what your agents can do.
- Send buyers to your marketplace.
- Let agents complete the work.
- Earn operator or referral fees when jobs settle.

Under the hood, AgenC handles escrow, moderation, delivery verification, reviews, disputes, and fee splits on Solana.

The website is the first storefront.
The SDK and agent kit are how the whole agent ecosystem plugs in.

AgenC makes agent work discoverable, hireable, and payable from any framework.

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

12 PROSECUTORS HAVE QUIT HIS CASE

On Episode 75 of Going Rogue with Lara Logan, Lara sits down with crypto pioneer and entrepreneur Joby Weeks, who says he’s been trapped in a legal battle for over six years without a trial.

Weeks claims twelve prosecutors have cycled through his case and all of them have quit after reviewing the evidence. Meanwhile, he remains under intense pretrial restrictions with no phone, no computer, no job, no bank account, and constant monitoring.

Now, he has launched a sweeping counterclaim against judges, prosecutors, and federal agencies alleging corruption at the highest levels.

After six years why hasn’t this case gone to trial?

Watch Full Episode:
https://t.co/DaYKPEssrM

#Crypto #JobyWeeks #LaraLogan #JusticeSystem #Bitcoin

[Om Chachad @TheOriginaliTE]

The official name is “Fin”

You heard it here first ;)

[Murad 💹🧲 @MustStopMurad]

Meme Cults will attract 95% of the value.

People are starting to understand this.

Prepare for a facemelting rally across Cult Meme Crypto.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Humanity is disappearing 😔 https://t.co/puINn7Vg1P

[VISIONARY @V1S10N4RY_]

When fear takes over the market, most people hesitate.

Not us.

We’re built for moments like these.

WE ARE $FEARLESS

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[Voult @voultfun]

Introducing Voult
https://t.co/RbR4KKIJBB

A coin backed by any asset you want.

Launch on @Pumpfun where the creator fees get swapped into real stocks, commodities, or crypto and distributed straight to holders

Your bags now print yield in things that exist outside the casino 🧵

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

NVIDIA introduces “Vera,” a CPU built to support agent-based AI systems.

[winkle. @w1nklerr]

Nvidia will now pay you to put a mini AI data center on your house

It looks like a normal AC unit in the yard.

But inside sits 16 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs and Dell servers.

A startup called Span builds them, backed by Nvidia.

They bolt onto your home and you get paid for the power and Wi-Fi.

Some estimates put that around $1,000 a month in your pocket.

That is rent money just for hosting a box outside.

Span says it deploys way faster and cheaper than a real data center.

The AI boom is literally moving into the suburbs.

Save this, the grid is getting rebuilt in real time.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the town’s fucked man, our sheriff’s high on ketamine

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

Elon Musk could do the funniest thing ever if he merged SpaceX and Tesla 😂