Eli

Fred’s biggest problem

[Eli @MrfatE134]

#showerthoughts it’s shampoo time

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Eli @MrfatE134]

my wife says she’s gonna get into adult entertainment, guess a Dave and busters is opening up in town

[Eli @MrfatE134]

Got a big magnifying glass and started burning a homeless dude like an ant, he scream loud as fuck 😭 😭 😭

[Eli @MrfatE134]

giving the homeless aids prank (GONE WRONG)

[Joe Applebrook #saveyokaiwatch @joe_applebrook]

New sticker came in the mail

[Eli @MrfatE134]

okay google aid symptoms

[Eli @MrfatE134]

do you think the Harry Potter houses beefed like the crips and bloods #mybloodhasaids

[Eli @MrfatE134]

gangs would be a lot more threatening if they had aids

[Eli @MrfatE134]

told my ops that I had aids

[Eli @MrfatE134]

how much to buy a curse of vanishing

[Eli @MrfatE134]

doctor said he gave me aids #whatdatmean

[Eli @MrfatE134]

draculas biggest repellent gotta be a dude with aids #positive #sendhimin #itsme #hoteltransylvania #hivawareness #ihaveit #impostive

[Eli @MrfatE134]

my coworkers keep saying I need to stop doing my apu impression in front of the customers

[Eli @MrfatE134]

does anyone know who I should call about lump on my nuts

[Eli @MrfatE134]

I tried giving buzzballs to the homeless for a vine challenge and they genuinely gutted my shit

[Eli @MrfatE134]

I told my coworker I had aura and they made me talk to HR

[Eli @MrfatE134]

I’m smoking so much chronic they can’t find a cure #imwhiteandsingle

[Eli @MrfatE134]

@Skelegoat486 nahhh he dead 😭😭😭💀

[Eli @MrfatE134]

The simpsons roleplay in the replies I call being homer

[Eli @MrfatE134]

I think god made all Mexicans to feel sadness on a deeper level #iammexicanandinpain