John

Teacher of small children. Drinker of whisky and happiest when I have a shotgun or fishing rod in my hand.

[John @MrFJP]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @glenfarclas 25 Year Old Millenium Release from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/IUtXTZamXR

[John @MrFJP]

@scottish_water I am currently at my in-laws just outside of Kinross in Carnbo. The water pressure is really low. Why?

[John @MrFJP]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @TobDistillery Ledaig 21yo Darkness from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/9uYpxEUvUK

[John @MrFJP]

@sylarruby @ThreeUKSupport No worries! Good luck, hope you managed to get it sorted. I'd get in contact with the ombudsman if I were you!

[John @MrFJP]

Beyond annoyed and frustrated with @ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport . They are absolutely taking the piss. My mum changed to them 9 days ago and they still haven't changed her number over as promised. Numerous complaints and phonecalls have just been met with "it'll happen tomorrow".

[John @MrFJP]

@sylarruby @ThreeUKSupport It's been 13 days now and still nothing, despite someone telling her that it will 100% be sorted on Wednesday. When asked what to do if that doesn't happen they answered "Don't worry, it will". Lo and behold, nothing happened. Theyre fucking useless.

[John @MrFJP]

@ThreeUKSupport Surely the apology should be "Sorry we have let you down so badly"? "Sorry you feel so let down" is a pretty shitty non-apology. We will be waiting as there is nothing else we can do. However, your team hasnt stuck to the time frame so far so you'll understand why I'm not hopeful

[John @MrFJP]

@ThreeUKSupport (2/2) She has now been told it'll be tomorrow afternoonat the earliest but she isn't holding her breath given past experiences. Ombudsman will be contacted.

[John @MrFJP]

@ThreeUKSupport She has had many conversations with your complaints team, each as unhelpful as the last. She has lost complete faith in them. They keep saying that they have actioned the number being moved over yet it still hasn't been. (1/2)

[John @MrFJP]

@shaunywils Potato

[John @MrFJP]

🐸🐸🐸Anyone who mankads should be banned indefinitely and made to take part in a hunger games style event where they have to battle immortal amphibians 🐸🐸🐸 #whatwouldjimmydo #Tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

[John @MrFJP]

@JayCockburn Add him!

[Frank Turner @frankturner]

Photosynthesis merch now available to order in all sizes folks. (Except the baby grow of course… that I'm afraid is just for baby’s / toddlers)
https://t.co/rMxCRNOS5Y

[John @MrFJP]

He definitely just said what I think he said! 😂😂😂 @ITVRugby @SixNationsRugby #heisfucked #SixNationsRugby #ITAvFRA #sackedinthemorning

[Shaun Wilson. @shaunywils]

Why do people who walk up Wainwright fells always feel the need to tell the rest of us that they’ve got some more ‘ticked off’?

[John @MrFJP]

@shaunywils In a thermos so it's warm?

[John @MrFJP]

@shaunywils It really really is. Looking forward to the updates on the decoration war happening with the neighbours!

[John @MrFJP]

Bored? Feeling down? Go read @shaunywils tweets. Full on chortling.

[John @MrFJP]

@Gary_Usher_Cook Stock. Especially fish stock. So time consuming to make and you can get really good stuff from my local butcher and fishmonger!

[Shaun Wilson. @shaunywils]

Chavs love a firework. Jimbo next door and big Ry over the road are having their annual boom off to seek street dominance for the next 12 months.