Mark Parker

Here for The Arsenal (silver member) trying to get that single digit handicap back 🙈 director of own Electrical company

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Emmanuel Petit on Premier League clubs mocking Arsenal after the final defeat:

🗣️ “I have to say, I found it embarrassing.

The second Arsenal lost, some Premier League clubs couldn't wait to jump on social media and remind everyone about their European trophies.

That tells you everything.

Instead of supporting an English club representing the league on the biggest stage in club football, they were busy celebrating Arsenal's pain.

For me, that's not rivalry. That's insecurity.

Arsenal were 90 minutes away from doing something special, and rather than show respect, people were desperately searching through the history books for old trophies to post online.

Why? Because they were terrified of seeing Arsenal join that club.

Let's be honest, some of these clubs spent the entire season watching Arsenal compete at a level they couldn't reach.

The jealousy was obvious.

The moment Arsenal fell short, they treated it like they had won something themselves.

That's the mentality of people who would rather see Arsenal fail than focus on their own success.

The trophy may have slipped away, but the reaction from some rivals showed exactly how much Arsenal still live rent-free in their heads.”

[Mark Parker @MrFlickster]

@EnglandGolf the new app update is so awful any chance we can have the old version back please 🙏 #golf

[Marc @BlackScarfMarc]

A special shout out to Jamie O’Hara, Shay Given, Peter Schmeichel, Joe Hart, Gabby Agbonlahor, Chris Sutton, Gary Neville, that midget Rory div, and the dozens of others I’ve forgotten - all of whom have been doing their absolute bollocks the past few months, willing and praying hard for Man City to win the league.

Get fucked, all of you.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

And to think Eberechi Eze could've been fighting relegation with Spurs rather than lifting the Premier League trophy with Arsenal.

What a missed opportunity.

[D82🏆 @Detective82]

Brilliant.

[The Drunk Retard @TheRealGameGod]

There is a special place in hell for people who do this type of shit.

[Mark Parker @MrFlickster]

@eBay rang your customer services was no help to me at all is there anyone bothered in solving an issue ? #nohelpatall

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂

[Mark Parker @MrFlickster]

@virginmedia Had a contract got cut off by yourselfs (didn’t ask to be) now got a much higher bill even though I didn’t ask for a new contract it really shouldn’t b this difficult to put right 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mark Parker @MrFlickster]

@virginmedia can someone from customer services please get in touch as I keep wasting a hour of my life speaking to a call centre the other side of the world where no one can can seem to help me, just move from pillar to post without ever getting anywhere

[Mark Parker @MrFlickster]

@virginmedia Have rung 3 times yesterday, a hour each lost no one helps just moved around until cut off no one ever rings back shocking service all round 🤦‍♂️

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

'Tottenham get battered...' ringing out around Ally Pally.

Darts. A sport that brings people together.

[Mark Parker @MrFlickster]

Christmas golf day who had the better jumper 🤷🏼‍♂️
This time of year as inspired Jesus #afc #arsenal

[The match day @thematchday]

👋👋If and when we win today I’ll give away one of these new hats in our range. Just Repost ✅ and ✅follow for a chance to win. Draw held after the game. Check out the new Bruised Banana Ski Hat ! https://t.co/d4U05cxBOZ

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

We're not turning the treble 20 green, we're donating £1K for every 180 at Ally Pally to @ProstateUK

But we've still got some of the green T20 boards to giveaway

RT for a chance to win one of the last 4 boards

With only 100 made, it's a chance to own a piece of darts history.

[GJ9 @TheJesusZone]

He’s spot on, @Arsenal please get rid of the ballot system

[Odyssey Golf Tour @OdysseyGolfTour]

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To ENTER, simply

🔃 REPOST this post
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[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

When in Rome 🏆

#TeamEurope | #RyderCup

[Mark Parker @MrFlickster]

I scored 41 Points in (Men's) - September Stableford https://t.co/gImobMFy6p via @intelligentgolf
#winnerwinnerchickendinner