Gaarf

besides... you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs...

[Dr. Foxtrot, Afro-Namekian @ArUMadScum]

Imagine meeting Jesus when you were 16 and now 7 years later he calls you on your work phone mid-shift talking about some "Pull up to my house, bring some cheetos"

[Mj @Sqeptic7]

Trans guy that cheated on me last year is pregnant and engaged

[🍉🔥☀️Christopher☀️🔥🍉 @Chris_ToeFurr]

Full-grown Aang needing to enter the Avatar state for a firebending feat 14-year-old Azula could manage on a cloudy day 🤭

[Gaarf @MrGaarf]

@marcypig @SirLikito

[Gaarf @MrGaarf]

@electionsjoe I was in DC with my parents for a summer trip, we left our tour of the capitol and this was the first thing I saw on my phone. It felt crazy cuz you could see the vibe shift immediately when everyone realised what had happened

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[noxe @noxeuuuuu]

@Yendhay_ @Klauxgd @Galaxeiaa_Pawz @NOTLAFFOGRAMS @redzils_ @D33LAN33T @Bro_Pitbull @BALLSSSSSS66768 @_SirSmilesALot_ @SlothDamage

[belo @bjorkfleur]

old password: detour
new password: aoty

*password cannot be the same*

[Gaarf @MrGaarf]

@mannys4urus_rex @SirLikito

[maya & that🎸|#1bangchanfan🇵🇸 @gnabmaya]

giving oomfs my real main insta with my government name and they give me their kpop accs

[dyl @speckvoices]

can’t relate. i’m remarkably charmed by her!

[againstvapes @againstvapes]

It’s funny these two are real life siblings so if they are nepo babies their parents spent the whole nepo budget on astroturfing one child over the other

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Holy shit, This app is going to go absolutely bonkers when Trump meets the reaper.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[Gaarf @MrGaarf]

@SirLikito @lol_es ?????

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

We are all making jokes yeah but he definitely 100% is dead and I don’t think anyone is understand how seriously insane that is that they are keeping that from the public and operating as if he’s making calls and renovating

[Gaarf @MrGaarf]

@SirLikito @jingrenIvr @Rycamp_ Um querido!

[Rob @LadiesOfReddit]

>Graham Platner says he'll pull out
>Doesn't do it
Poetry
https://t.co/WJ3oW6ZlL9

[Gaarf @MrGaarf]

@lepetitpoteau @SirLikito o povo que cai no nosso time