Hlulanny

Without knowledge, you are blind. perseverance, a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves its inglorious success

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@JHBWater No water in b
Bramley cnr Forest and High road please assist.

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@JHBWater We still don't have water in bramley since yesterday. You previous promised restoration for 00h00 and again 12h00 but still dololo

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

She was proud of mounting her TV herself… until she switched it on 😭

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@JHBWater You haven't given us any update about Randjieslaagte since Friday and we still do not have water since Friday. What is the ETR?

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@JHBWater Selbourne and 14th avenue Alexandra.

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@JHBWater Bramley primary school 59 high road and surrounding. Please send urgently water takers coz it's been more than 24 hours with no water and no updates. Several tickets have been lodged since yesterday.

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@ChrisExcel102 @CheckersSA Not a criminal case but rather a civil one where she can be sued for customer declining and revenue lost due to brand damage she caused.. she will have to pay for the financial damages

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

When people break the rules, everyone pays the price 🚫

[Sophie Mokoena @Sophie_Mokoena]

Good story to tell.

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@KITKAT Is the driver okay though, you seem to be worried more about 12T of KITKAT than the safety of your drivers..

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

Black Coffee's girlfriend Victoria Gonzalez giving a speech at Black Coffee's 50th birthday celebration in Cape Town; South Africa.

[Jane @web3queen__]

He walked in on his wife cheating on him with his boss💔

[Hlulanny @MrHBee]

@NextBestPicture This is job creation, big up to the celebs😅

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

President Trump says the US in conjunction with "many countries" is sending war ships to the Strait of Hormuz to keep it "open and safe."
Trump also calls on China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others to send war ships to Hormuz.
Oh. Oh this is beautiful. This is the geopolitical equivalent of the guy who starts a bar fight, gets his head put through the pool table, and then looks up at the bouncer with blood pouring out of his nose going "Are you gonna DO something about these guys?!"
Let me get this straight. You bombed Iran. YOU started this. You launched Operation Epic Fury like a kid naming his Nerf gun. You flattened their cities, cratered their infrastructure, killed God knows how many civilians, and now that they've done the ONE thing that every single analyst on Earth said they would do... close the Strait of Hormuz... you're asking CHINA for help?
CHINA. The country you've spent three years tariffing into oblivion. The country you called an enemy of civilisation. You want THEM to send warships to protect YOUR oil supply chain? In what universe does Xi Jinping take that phone call and not just put it on speaker so the whole room can laugh?
And here's the bit that should be printed on a plaque and hung in the Smithsonian under the heading "Weapons Grade Cognitive Dissonance Dipshit." Direct quote from the man himself:
"We have already destroyed 100% of Iran's Military capability."
Next sentence. LITERALLY the next sentence:
"But it's easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway."
I'M SORRY, WHAT? You destroyed ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of their military capability and they can STILL mine one of the most important shipping lanes on the planet? What kind of shit maths is that? That's not 100%, mate. That's not even close to 100%. If you hired a pest exterminator and he said "I've eliminated 100% of the termites, but they can still eat your house," you'd want your money back.
He calls the Strait closure an "artificial constraint." ARTIFICIAL. Brother, there is nothing artificial about it. You dropped bombs on a sovereign nation and they blocked a chokepoint that carries 20% of the world's oil. That's not artificial. That's called CONSEQUENCES. That's cause and effect. That's the thing that happens AFTER the thing you did. Toddlers understand this concept. You touch the stove, you get burned. You bomb Iran, they close Hormuz. This is not complicated.
And the absolute cheek of calling Iran "a Nation that has been totally decapitated" while simultaneously admitting they're holding the entire global energy market hostage with speedboats and sea mines. Pick a lane, Donald. Either they're decapitated or they're not. You don't get to claim total victory AND beg France for naval escorts in the same paragraph.
Speaking of France. And Japan. And South Korea. And the UK. Notice who's NOT on that list? Australia. Not even worth asking apparently. Which, honestly, fair enough, because we've got about four days of fuel reserves and a navy that couldn't project force to Bondi Beach, but it does sort of highlight how far down the pecking order we've fallen while our politicians were busy kissing the ring at Mar-a-Lago.
But here's the real headline buried under all the tough-guy cosplay. He's LOSING. This post is what losing looks like when you're a narcissist who can't say the word. He can't reopen the Strait alone. The US Navy, for all its power, cannot clear mines and fight asymmetric warfare across a narrow waterway while simultaneously bombing the shoreline AND keeping tanker traffic flowing. It's a logistical nightmare and he knows it. That's why he's begging. That's why a man who has never asked anyone for anything in his life is out here publicly requesting that other nations come bail him out.
And they won't. Because why would they? China's already getting its oil overland from Russia. France has no skin in this game. Japan and South Korea are furious about tariffs. And the UK is trying to figure out how to diplomatically distance itself from a war it never supported without losing its trade deal.
He's alone. He did this to himself. And the only people who'll pay the price are the rest of us, watching fuel prices rip through the roof while this spray-tanned catastrophe stands at the podium claiming everything is going exactly to plan.
One way or the other, he says. OPEN, SAFE, and FREE, he says.
Mate, the only thing that's open is the hole you've dug yourself into. And it's getting deeper by the hour.

[ANDILE MNGXITAMA (MP) @Mngxitama2]

Anelle de Bruin ordered a hit on her farmer husband and tried making it look like a “farm murder”. They killing each other and blaming it on blacks as usual.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 RabbiHoles 🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Read_the_Talmud]

@RodKahx They can try...

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

X is blocking this video. You know what to do.

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Car thief captured on a dash cam: Parkhurst, JHB.

Anyone with info, call 08600 10111 @SAPoliceService

[Zwelinzima Vavi @Zwelinzima1]

Respect!!!!!