joey heartwell

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

Bring back math circus 2018

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@nudzy26 @TaylorMadeGolf No way you’re getting a 6 iron there 😂

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@dremurray3 @A_Crazy_Ant Oh yea i couldn’t agree with that more but I just think to disregard hockey as a major sport working for a broadcasting company (ESPN) that doesn’t give it the time of day is dismissive and ignorant, thats all I’m saying 🤷🏼‍♂️

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@dremurray3 @A_Crazy_Ant Just out of curiosity what would you say is the fourth major sport in America then?

[James Parker @panoparker]

Practising how I’ll carry pints when pubs open again

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@HennyTweets Hahaha mike! What a legend

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@Bigzandy88 @FirstTake How does tiger get excluded from that list 😂

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@odognine2 3 king daddy topper slices of cheese eh?

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

Fun new game: go to the grocery store and look at the differences of what people buy for appocalyptic circumstances

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

If you ever wanna feel invisible go try and buy shoes at sportcheck

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

Today in MERICA I was asked what time zone Canada is in 🤔

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

Because who doesn’t like pull ups with a side of ceiling inspection

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

My Airbnb host from Montana (who is 40 years old) didn’t know where Toronto was... He goes “is that near Detroit?”. No it’s just the biggest fucking city in Canada you ignorant swine. Nice guy though...

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

Forever on the quest to determine the over under on how many salt and vinegar chips you can eat before your mouth is destroyed

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

Honestly it just took me 5 minutes to figure out how to spell hors d’oeuvres. Anyone else have this problem??

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

I’m so glad that toe shoes don’t seem to be a thing anymore

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

Does anyone else say clicker instead of remote? Or am I just irrelevant 😅

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@TheManIsBran @yupitsdeen Maybe I just need to let it breath #sommelier

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

The black coffee/sour cream glazed donut combo will never be beat

[joey heartwell @MrHeartwell]

@Bigzandy88 Reindeer donut could’ve been the play....