Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton

Squiggles McGee. Sentence packer. Musician, electrical engineer and math man. Combining those is fun.

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

This goes doubly for service manuals.

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

Why do datasheet websites always look like they’re going to give me a virus?

[Justin Robert Young @JustinRYoung]

@Kaiserhawk He mediates a work dispute

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

@JustinRYoung How can concerned citizens ensure our votes go to the CORRECT Gloria Young?

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

@vermont_morgan If I'm honest I thought that was Larry Carlton on the left for a second

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

I won't feel at peace until I've heard "The Stellar Bartender"

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

beautiful day to listen to the Schlitz Beer jingle a hundred more times

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

@Valentine721 Holy shit this is so distressingly bad. https://t.co/iZTY03x1NQ

[GodzillaIsHurtingPeople @Valentine721]

Holy tuck this would have been insane

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

@marfisi @Harrybohay @0suspensions @laurenancona Now all I can think about is whether we could get JayDee Maness to play this song at the next steel guitar convention.

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

@BornInThe50 @AmericanAir @USDOT But didn’t you hear? Gate agents are above the law!

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

@AmericanAir Hey thanks for forcing me to gate check my musical instrument despite there being plenty of room for carryons.

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

Yup. Definitely no room for a steel guitar on this flight.

[Robbie Robertson @r0bbier0berts0n]

Garth and I trying to recruit a new member of The Band.🐈 #InternationalCatDay

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

I can't get over how hard these harmonies go. I guess I shouldn't be surprised since it's Steely Dan, but DAMN.

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

beautiful day to listen to the Schlitz Beer jingle a hundred more times

[Dingus @DingusTheKid]

iPod Nano if it was EPIC

[Justin Robert Young @JustinRYoung]

This is honestly the thing I’ve dreamt of my entire adult life. Can the internet correct the New York Times?

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

@wownicebuttdude The task is killing me. The deliverable is my head on a silver platter to the person who needs to know it was done.

[Joshua @darth_awesome]

Ghost Riders in the Sky guitar solo. Big cat denim jackets included at no extra charge.

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

“Hey, you’re welcome to one of my frozen dinners. I have mac & cheese with broccoli, and baked ziti.”
“What’s baked ziti?”
“Uhh… Italian mac & cheese”

[Matt "Cowboy Knopfler" Walton @MRiddickW]

Jerry Reed, man. https://t.co/VBPI4em8rp

Sitting down, legs splayed wide on stools of different heights, bouncing up and down, weird yells. What a legend.