Jacob the Jacob

oh boy it’s wild out here huh

[Jacob the Jacob @MrJacobSchmitty]

@AZCardinals Bum ass team, bum ass AI graphic

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

Every Justin Tucker miss is a bleak reminder of our own mortality.

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

Sorry what did you say I was thinking about the moment in Hard Target where Jean-Claude Van Damme unveils his leg like it’s a gun

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

drake linking with his ghostwriters like

[Mutant Jawn🧲💚 @rinnegoddess]

Its crazy because the American School system made us read multiple books that depict exactly what is happening with our governments propaganda in our media right now, you think were not going to recognize it? you made it summer reading LOL

[richie owens @iamRichieOwens]

It's simple.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

high school food here is awesome. hasn’t changed a bit. No other time or situation where you’d House chicken wings a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and green goo all in under half an hour. And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach.

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

i think people who get killed by bears just have bad vibes or an impure soul

[AT @primediscussion]

I’ve always found it interesting that one of the strategies to combat illegal parking is to make cars immobile in said parking spaces.

[🖇 aster 🍃 @AsterShock]

having incomprehensible powers and still having to work at wendys is so real

[Hugh Brechin @HughRBrechin]

I'm not necessarily against this but Marmaduke (Marmaduke!) looks like he was born to fight while laughing uproariously, while Barron was born to hiss 'my father will hear about this'

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume*

“Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

He is Grisen

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

hey boss... i crunched the numbers and uhhh... i think you're gonna want to see this...