Jake Zatzkin

digital communications consultant, hack musician/songwriter, former average basketball player, life generalist, and master of zero trades - Opinions are my own

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@film_girl You’re going to have to be more specific

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This great public servant should be getting more than just a poster filter. Here is the full Ope treatment he deserves! @KamalaHQ @Tim_Walz #ope

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@mswz got us some #FireflyPetunia plants from @light_bio. They are MUCH brighter than I was expecting

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@hankgreen Cause it’s a relatable take. He got a big in his bum about people thinking he was just a crowdwork guy. And the truth is, he’s GREAT at crowd work and needs to work on his writing 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s just a shame that he’s doubling down with more of the same

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So excited about the new non-return of @dearhankandjohn with @hankgreen and @MikeWTrapp. @mswz and I now begin any statement where we are about to contradict one another by saying “I am not here to besmirch the good name of potato” 🤷🏻‍♂️

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How long is it polite to wait before requesting new @dearhankandjohn episodes? #askingforafriend #imthefriend @hankgreen @johngreen

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@andyroddick What’s “Twitter”? Do you mean “X”? The new branding that eliminates all of the remaining market value of what Twitter was offering with a global brand?

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Dear @cvspharmacy thank you for updating your app so now none of the links in the pharmacy section function… #appfail

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@richontech Well, you guys had a good run

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@hjluks @MsWZ

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@andyroddick But also, if Biden broke the law, please prosecute him. I don’t understand that approach. I feel like I’m talking to my teenagers. “Why did you do that?” “MY SISTER DOESNIT ALL THE TIME!”

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@andyroddick If you told me 15 years ago that they would be canceling everyone and ALSO be the anti-vaxxers, I wouldn’t have believed you

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@andyroddick Now… if it stood up into a standard basket afterwards? Now we’re talking

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@andyroddick Obvi

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@richontech @KTLA It looks amazing, but I just feel like they’ve been training us to throw money at anything under $2k. The $3.5K price point just makes it feel like a giant BETA. If they were all in, they would take a loss to saturate the market and recoup on software

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@Apple setting #visionpro at $3.5K shows it’s just another large-scale BETA test. If they actually wanted it to succeed, they would have taken a loss to saturate the market and monetized with software. Apple users (like me) will buy any shiny Apple thing under $2K #WWDC23 #oops

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@DCNewsNow @wusa9 @dougkammerer Yes

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Ring camera footage from our front door. You can hear the boom at 3:09:43
@wusa9 @dougkammerer https://t.co/kFnmRG86uY

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@StoryfulNews If they’re still reporting on it, feel free

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@keremaliinal Yes I did, and yes you can use it