Demetri Jefferson

6’6. Indiana Alum. 5 time little league tee ball coach champion. Colts, Cubs. Michelob Ultra.

[Demetri Jefferson @MrJefferson44]

Cleaning out the closet and found these relics #iykyk

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Gotta be fucking kidding me

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mom really thought I could go to the doctors by myself💀 #fuckno

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I just hate how perfect his life is

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Top 5 “ur a loser” if

1. Ur a parent who lets their kids use iPads during dinner

2. Ur a drunk who needs to be someone else’s problem

3. You drive one of those white ford looking cop cars

4. Ur fat

5. You drunk drive home cause you don’t want to spend the night

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Hoping every French person out there has a terrible day #fuckyou

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When I close my eyes I’m sitting on the lawn 8 beers deep

when I open my eyes I’m cleaning a 4 year old’s chocolate eggs #shrinksummer

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Pacers lost but got 5 “😂” reactions on the flare post

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Don’t remember last night but woke up like it’s Christmas #thankful

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Need to get my little cousin a souvenir

Yeah I’ll take the wooden dildo
#newpfp

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I said a Corona with lime not a $10 happy ending

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#would

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All inclusive cruise but I can’t play Diamond Dynasty

If I don’t find a 8/10 milf i’m jumping overboard #fuck #shrink

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Wi-Fi’s down

Time to revisit the roots

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One of Mr. Jefferson’s favorite hobbies is driving like a piece of shit behind these driver ed fucks who go 25 in a 40 #fuckyou

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Just opened the app

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just went to the doctor and they asked if I preferred a physical test with a girl or guy

I said guy

Is that gay? #help

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@414highlife Jonathon, little confused about what the issue is

(Coming from a 7’1 stud with slightly slim legs)

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“What are u doing for w*rk this summer?”

Idk but next week I’m prolly gonna get a few cases of beer and watch this shit until I black out #unemployed

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Finished the closing shift then ate wings in my bed like a fucking animal #neverkillurself