Joseph Rankin

Professional masticator throughout the PNW. Former ranch hand 🐄

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@RankinWesley I’m pretty sure fries are called chips in the uk

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@LloydLegalist @NotKennyRogers @angry_vet_

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

Asked my boss what his plans were for the raptor, and he snapped back with “Have it work as little as possible” 😂😂 so if anyone wants a $600,000 machine, hit me up

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

So much cocain on the ground outside

[John @angry_vet_]

I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@RankinWesley @JNewport66 “Don’t put it on backward”

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@RankinWesley @JNewport66 “Better hope it doesn’t come off”

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@RankinWesley @JNewport66 “Have you done this before?”

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@JNewport66 Condom wrappers that question your motives.
“Are you sure you wanna do this?”

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@RankinWesley Same bro. Same

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

Friday night lights 👌🏼

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@RankinWesley @JNewport66 I don’t give a rats caboose

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@JNewport66 Looks like an F-gay cruiser from behind 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@JNewport66 Idk about those side mirror lights. Looks a lil wanky from behind, in my opinion

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

Hot coffee and frozen candy bars to push me through the day

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

Working in Brownsville 👌🏼

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@RankinWesley Well you’re in the air guard, sooo

[Joseph Rankin @MrJosephR]

@ChristinaSketch Oh I gave up over a decade ago