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Former Deribit head of support, now Coinbase • Youtuber • Inquiries: [email protected] 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

Going live now to share all of our new product announcements from the first half of 2026. Tune in!

https://t.co/YpiCfzwyIo

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

Now you can use your favorite AI agent to control your Coinbase account (or a sub-account), with Coinbase for Agents.

Here’s a quick demo on how to set it up and some of the cool things you can get your agent to do.

[پساترامپولوژیست! @mohsein87]

@brewmarkets 🧘

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

THEY WALK AMONG US.

https://t.co/tXmV868uA8

[Warhorse Studios @WarhorseStudios]

You might have heard the rumours, it's time to reveal what we are working on.

🗺️ An open world Middle-earth RPG.
⚔️ A new Kingdom Come adventure.

We’re excited to tell you more when the time is right.

#WarhorseStudios #Annoucement #lotr #KingdomComeDeliverance

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

The crypto market structure bill has PASSED the Senate Banking Committee with a bi-partisan vote!

Historic day for crypto and for the future of digital assets in America. Grateful for the countless hours from lawmakers and staff to strengthen this legislation. Big improvement from where we were in January on rewards, tokenization, DeFi, and CFTC authority. I'm proud we stood up for our customers in that moment, and the bill is better because of it.

Looking forward to a bipartisan law that cements the US as the world's crypto capital. Let's get CLARITY done.

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

We experienced an outage at Coinbase last night, which is never acceptable. The root cause was a room overheating in an AWS datacenter when multiple chillers failed. We design our services to be redundant to downtime in any one AWS Availability Zone (AZ), and most of our systems worked this way last night, but not all.

Our centralized exchange did not. Exchanges have unique architectures that optimize for latency and co-location of clients. It is possible to make exchanges resistant to AZ failures, but this can introduce latency delays that are not desirable along with breaking customer co-location. Given this incident, we'll revisit these tradeoffs to ensure we're giving you the best possible venue to trade. At a minimum, the duration of an outage should be able to be reduced considerably when an AZ move is needed.

Thank you to the AWS and Coinbase teams for working through the night to mitigate the issue. We’ll share the detailed technical summary once it's ready.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

I cannot explain to you how erect I would when I unbuckled my seatbelt to beat this fool and collect my Presidential Medal of Freedom from Donald

[Vinny Daniel @Vinny_Daniel0]

“Claude layoff 4k people and restructure my org to have no interruption to any business functions. Make no mistakes”

[Jozza @MrJozza]

Been doing this for months now. Works.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Andrew Huberman shares a simple, science-backed trick to fall asleep faster when your mind races or you can't stop noticing your body position:

Close your eyes and do slow, deliberate eye movements to shut down proprioception (body awareness) and signal your brain it's time to transition into sleep.

Try this tonight (takes ~1–2 minutes):

- Slowly move eyes left → right (a few times)

- Then counterclockwise circle → clockwise circle
Look up → down

- Gently attempt to look toward the bridge of your nose (faux cross-eyed)

- Finish with a long exhale to slow heart rate

Why it works: Eye movements coordinate with your vestibular system & cerebellum to mimic the natural forgetting of body position that happens at sleep onset (similar to slow rocking or boat motion calming the brain). It gives your racing mind something active to focus on instead of "just relax."

Huberman: "Many people find it helps them fall asleep quickly—it's not kooky; it's physiology."

No apps, no gadgets—just your eyes. Game-changer for insomniacs or restless nights. Try it & report back.

[Flood @ThinkingUSD]

Imagine letting another man "fill" you.

This is why I exclusively market buy.

[Ericonomic @ericonomic]

If Dalio is right and we’re entering a Stage 6 world of capital wars, asset freezes and geopolitical fractures…

What’s the cleanest vehicle to preserve mobility of capital?

Something that:
- Can’t be seized by a foreign government
- Can’t be frozen by a bank
- Can cross borders instantly
- Doesn’t depend on any single state

There’s really only one answer.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Netherlands’ House of Representatives has approved a 36% tax on unrealized capital gains.

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

An overview of our Q4 and full year 2025 financial results.

With something extra to keep you focused.

[zoinky 👴🏻 @coinjunky]

@BitcoinNewsCom On the surface this sounds dumb, but if you dig into it more you realize its absolutely retarded.

[Bitcoin News @BitcoinNewsCom]

NETHERLANDS HOUSE PASSES 36% TAX ON UNREALIZED GAINS

As expected, the Dutch House of Representatives has approved a 36% tax on unrealized capital gains, with only forward loss offsets permitted.

The proposal now moves to the Senate, where parties that supported the bill also hold a majority, making final approval likely.

Critics warn the measure could disrupt long term investment strategies, weaken compounding effects, and encourage capital outflows.

Several right leaning parties had publicly criticized the proposal in advance, but most ultimately voted in favor, citing fiscal constraints and the cost of delaying or revising the plan, stating "we don't like it either but we have to".

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Russia is considering moving back to the US Dollar as part of a wide-ranging economic partnership with President Trump, per Bloomberg.

The partnership would include:

1. US and Russia working together on fossil fuels

2. Joint investments in natural gas

3. Offshore oil and critical raw material partnerships

4. Windfalls for US companies

5. Russia’s return to the USD settlement system

If finalized, this deal would change the global economy.

[🐔Actual Advice Bitcoin @ActualAdviceBTC]

buying more anyways. fuck you bears.

[Byzantine General @ByzGeneral]

Make the price go down.

Good, let's do it again.

Fantastic.

Now, let's make the price go down.

Excellent.

Let's make the price go down this time.

Very nice.

One more time, price down please.

Ok, ok.

You know what? Let's make the price go down now.