MumblinJim 🦍

Aspiring Llama rider in the Indy 500.

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

Today got me like. #AMCAPES

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

@Every_thing100 @fesshole "Coming to build darling?
I've been working on this erection for the past 6 months"

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

Why is this what my feed is now? 😂

[Pérolas da Imprensa Esportiva @esporteperolas]

No jogo de amanhã entre Santos e Flamengo, o atacante Lautaro Díaz, de 27 anos, pode alcançar a marca de 900 gols na carreira.

Basta entrar em campo e marcar 866 gols.

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

@Nigel_Farage Take a hint. weirdo

[Andeta🇨🇴🇭🇷 @ba6ern]

Thomas Müller reveals that Fc Bayern is his favourite football team.

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

Ragebait is worse than AI Slop.
100% justified imho.

[🥨 @elyshianone]

Women are the scariest and meanest they've been in quite some time.

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

Book a stadium tour of Carrow Road - new dates now available.

Terms and conditions will most definitely apply 😬

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

La phrase “Il faut toujours se méfier de l’eau qui dort” a été littéralement inventée pour lui

[Careca de Ratanabá @Ratanaba_pov]

Chuck Norris é tão brabo que tá fazendo os caras twitarem do além

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

@condedeferreira @orapaquivive @grok @4llisnrz It's quite funny watching two people fight over the perceived sexuality of another two people that all don't know the first thing about one another and it has no bearing on their lives but their own feelings. oh what it might be that has triggered you? In another language.

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Seedance 2.0

Prompt: Sum up the AI discourse in a meme - make sure it’s retarded and gets 50 likes.

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

OMG This guy is brilliant…

We've got another billionaire who's trying to distract us from their shady deals and tax dodging ways!! His name is Sir Jon Ratcliffe and he's a b@stard!
👤Cody Dahler

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

We need more British people to be educated like this guy.

The elites look for who to blame and the easiest option for them is to blame immigrants. They keep fooling the uninformed populace who would not even verify anything.

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

21 people are controlling computers with their thoughts. Not in a research demo. In their daily lives.

Neuralink's Telepathy trial has nearly doubled since September. The implant reads your motor cortex and translates neural signals into digital commands. No voice. No eye tracking. No hands. One participant hit able-bodied cursor speeds in his first week. Others are typing at 40 words per minute using imagined finger movements.

A med student uses it 17 hours a day to study. A woman who hadn't controlled a computer in 20 years is making art. A father with ALS rigged a 360 camera to his wheelchair and controls it telepathically so he can watch his kids.

Next up: 3x the electrodes, a new trial targeting real-time speech at 140 WPM, and zero serious device-related adverse events across every participant so far.

Brain-computer interfaces are no longer theoretical.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

Of course it's a reddit user.

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

After being rattled by someone doing faceswaps whilst curling out shits; this week the filthy little rascist is inciting with *checks notes*..

..innocent kids.

Must be good gear at the minute.
Or they're compromised somehow.
I'm going with both.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Is this the future you want for your children

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

Yesterday I noticed the office printer was working perfectly, which raised my suspicion immediately.

I checked the logs and saw someone had cleared a paper jam at 3:12 p.m.

No ticket, no Slack, no communication.

Just silent action.

I asked the office if anyone had fixed it.

Everyone looked confused except one employee, who stared at his laptop a little too hard.

I pulled him aside afterward.

He admitted he unjammed it because “it was right there” and “took five seconds.”

I told him unilateral problem-solving disrupts our culture of collaboration and that he needed to go through the right channels if he wanted to take on a new project outside of his job description.

He said he didn’t realize fixing things was a chain-of-command issue.

I told him everything is a chain-of-command issue.

I wrote down “rogue operational autonomy” and locked the printer tray.

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

"I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today"

Robbo is the fucking best ❤️

[MumblinJim 🦍 @MrJTMitchell]

This is the sort of trading thesis I can whole heartedly get behind as I watch it devalue, knowing the marshmallows I'll enjoy by letting it appreciate and the world boils

[Kyle Mitchell @opinioncasino]

I Bought $250,000 Worth of Physical Nickels

No, that’s not a typo.

That’s 5 million coins. 55,000 pounds of American metal stacked in boxes from a local bank vault — an asset the government literally can’t print anymore.

Most people would call it insane.
But let me explain the thesis.

Each U.S. nickel is made of 75% copper and 25% nickel, weighing 5 grams. That means every $1 million in face value equals roughly 100,000 pounds of metal.

At current metal spot prices, the melt value of a modern nickel sits around $0.043 – $0.047, depending on commodity fluctuations — or roughly 90–95% of face value. That means the U.S. Mint loses money on every coin it produces. They’ve tried to change the composition for years, but Congress hasn’t approved it yet.

So what happens when they finally do?
The old “real” nickels become the last batch of government-issued coins containing significant industrial metal. When that happens, they’ll vanish from circulation overnight — just like the 90% silver coins did after 1964. Those who held them saw a 10–15× nominal gain over the following decades as melt value outpaced inflation.

My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “trade.”

It’s an asymmetrical bet that the U.S. Mint will eventually debase the coinage again, that metal scarcity and inflation will continue to erode the dollar, and that a bag of nickels will one day be worth more dead than alive.

Worst case? I still have $250,000 in legal-tender coins backed by the full faith and credit of the United States.

Best case? The melt value doubles, triples, or gets banned outright — which would make the existing supply finite and far more valuable to collectors and contrarians alike.

It’s not crypto, it’s not stocks, it’s not even silver.

It’s 5 million tiny claims on an industrial commodity the government accidentally subsidizes.

That’s deep value.

That’s the Nickel Standard.