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[Tendencias en Argentina @porqueTTarg]

"Pesadilla"

Porque un soldado ucraniano relató cómo fue reclutado: "Estaba jugando CS:GO, discutí con un tipo, me dijo que trabajaba en la oficina de reclutamiento y que me iba a encontrar. Yo le dije que se fuera a la mierda. Al día siguiente, una furgoneta vino a recogerme".

[Selección Española Masculina de Fútbol @SEFutbol]

⭐️⭐️ ¡¡𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗦 𝗕𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗢!!

#VamosEspaña | #CopaMundialFIFA

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Si España se clasifica para la final de la Copa del Mundo sortearé MIL DÓLARES entre todos los seguidores que hagan RT.

[I Need 6 Certis @Smartwithlocs]

Y'all gonna kill me but I've heard several times in the hood pregnant pussy is NUCLEAR

[Ruff | VRChat Furry VTuber @AFurryAnimal]

How it feels when you unstick your balls from the side of your legs 🍒🐕‍🦺

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Amazon just fired me while I’m in their van…I’m takin all this shit home bruh

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[iLumpE @iLumpee]

it’s fucked up that a single serving of 12 beers is about 2400 calories

[Null @Vhoyde]

The only women allowed to talk to me about money are prostitutes.

[1MIXUPBOSS @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Edgar Rey Cuervo @ReyCuervo1]

Y en su gustada sección resolviendo misterios

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

anyone want a boyfriend? slightly used, plays Fortnite 😭

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ EXCLUSIVE: Erling Haaland’s father Alfie and agent Rafaela Pimenta clarify Real Madrid agreement reports.

“All very entertaining but NOT true. We wish all the best for both candidates in the Real Madrid elections”.

Exclusive statement from Alfie Haaland & Rafaela Pimenta.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[k @localdrain]

someone's hot date is someone else's weird stinky sibling. that's how it works

[Francesco @FranCodutti_27]

Me sale algo más del fenómeno de João Neves con la novia y me pego un tiro

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Reasons why I’m not going to war:

-no mini map

-no respawns

-fall damage

-friendly fire

-no crosshair

-no killstreaks