Mr.Kaplan

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[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@seattleiminyou And women pretend they’re sane

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

i’m so obsessed with people who do the work getting to know you. asking questions, being curious, observing, giving reassurance. and not just in the initial stages either

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

DON'T ever OVERSHARE just because someone is being NICE to you

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@luvhuss Louder for people at the back!!

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Forget a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen.

[. @TGM_007]

For the rest of this year I’m hustling like a single father of 4 that owes money to a cartel, I don’t want to be too chilled.

[Ani @cringe_shastri]

Nothing's more satisfying than a dry bathroom floor

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

Any small thing… Hey grok… STFU😒

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

i’m not the same person you went to school with.

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@haifah_er_abba You that begged for data nko😂

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@vstarbanks 1-3. No doubt

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@BLEXGUY Hello

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@_babe_rae “Wyd” is a good conversation starter, a lot can come out of it but because you don’t know how to hold a conversation you type “NOTHING” and press SEND

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@headphoneemoji That’s just like chapter 2 😭

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@ahdebee Hello

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@kuk0nki She thinks she’s special 😂

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@ick_real Explaining the same thing five times without switching to my real voice.

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@chepchumba_val a slut maker

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@Prachi_2050 Not reading, not listening, not thinking…the holy trinity

[Mr.Kaplan @MrKaplan001]

@ayeejuju FRONTLINE!!!