Mr Kay❗️

only here when I am bored

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"Male friends"

Maturity is realising a woman cannot be your friend.

She wants to lie, deceive, and manipulate you to extract money, favours and treats from you.

Things she can never get from her female friends

You are not her friend! You are an opportunity to be exploited

[Mr Kay❗️ @MrKelii]

Had a female friend I had to cut off recently. I just dey observe the dynamics of the friendship… I was the only one debiting and giving. Then one time, I refused to borrow her money to surprise her babe for his birthday, na so she start to dey give me attitude. I don suffer sha

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"Male friends"

Maturity is realising a woman cannot be your friend.

She wants to lie, deceive, and manipulate you to extract money, favours and treats from you.

Things she can never get from her female friends

You are not her friend! You are an opportunity to be exploited

[Mr Kay❗️ @MrKelii]

4.1k comments, everybody wan eat this goat alive 😂

[5STAR💈 @5starbarber_1]

I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭
Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027

I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Our friends mirror us, hence the Bible says "show me your friend..."

For that same reason, short people usually have short friends, poor people, poor friends, dull people, dull friends etc.

But that girl you call 'friend' is not like you in any way. So how is she your friend?

[Temi• @temie_ai]

The moment you hear “come along with your CV and a printed copy of this mail.”

Just know you are in for a long ride.

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.

[34.59.20 @106_36_52]

The amount of sexual energy I have stored can power the national grid.

[Mr Kay❗️ @MrKelii]

Before u know, quarrel dun start 😂😭

[Damii @dami_sijii]

It’s so easy to misunderstand things through texts bruh

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Craving smoky jollof rice and goat meat from a woman who wants to sleep with me.

[Mr Kay❗️ @MrKelii]

Life

[Anjolaaa @anjolacore]

Raw last week, no contact this week

No be so sha

[Mr Kay❗️ @MrKelii]

Abi na y that girl cut me off be this? 😭

[Babatope omobolade @BOmobolade]

Wait why Una no wan talk
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #HallelujahChallengeOct2026

[Babatope omobolade @BOmobolade]

Wait why Una no wan talk
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #HallelujahChallengeOct2026

[𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎⋆𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚡 @_acetweets]

a girl has a special day— happy birthday to meeeee! 🎂🤎

[Galaxi @Xgalaxiverse]

They be like "i love you" but do absolutely nothing to make you feel like they do.

[Feminisce 🥤 @_Feminisce]

At this age, anything unclear is already a NO….

[MALEEK 1.0 @Maleekoyibo]

Whenever I am broke, even to speak becomes a burden for me.

I have lots of messages I have not responded to today, life don serious. 😭

[Ramotu Olaniyi @ramotuolaniyi]

Peter Obi calculating the number of nursing schools those Prado money will equip.

[Eso-b @esosaleonard]

Seems men's taste and women's taste is different cause this looks way better than a lot of birthday makeup i have seen and even a lot of wedding makeup too.

[Kc_love_diamond @kclove_diamond]

May today be so productive for us... Rooting for everyone to get to the top🙏