Mr. Krabs Quote Bot

Money (run by @bossplankton)

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Yes, I did it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floorboards! Oh, please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous boots! I'm sorry! But I can't take the infernal squeakin' no more!

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Money!

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What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

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This is... Plankton! Stealing me booty.

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Ice? Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want, you want ice? Is that what you want?

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Mrs. Puff? Oh she's married...

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I was five years old and my father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar. Loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.

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Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Cha-ching-a-ring! Oh money, how I love thee! Cha-ching! Cha-chong! Cha-chang-a-roo! From pennies to dollars, any amount will do!

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Patrick, you're fired.

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It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

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Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

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You mean, suckers throw money down a whole for fun? That's the greatest scam ever!

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One of everything?! Whoopee! I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table.

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After all, money is the ultimate source of joy

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Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

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I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

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We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

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What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

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SpongeBob! I ain't paying you to play dress up!

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Mr. Squidward! I should kick your fucking ass!