Luke Foley

[Luke Foley @MrLukeFoley]

If you were forced to live with only one of these two condiments for the rest of your life which would you pick?

[Luke Foley @MrLukeFoley]

Aunt Jemima is a pillar in the syrup community

[Luke Foley @MrLukeFoley]

White pizza and burritos from hamp doeeee

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Someone tell me what POS coyote ugly is using... I didn't see these girls ring a single thing in.

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@mollybeezle Cyrus Jones met Chuck Norris... then he died

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@Monteiro_luke Vinny likes Cyrus Jones... what a homo

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@VinFolz I bought Corey Moy a Cyrus Jones jersey for Christmas

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@VinFolz wendys I'll take a spicy chicken sammich. At BK I'll take a rodeo burger & a large #2 with mad zesty sauce. At McD's I'll take a #1

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Like a parfait? @shrek

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@jschlo31 copyright LR huh?

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@1033ampradio is crushhhhhhin it right now

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Ohhhhhh and don't even get me started on the super special type of dbag who sings or raps out loud in the gym while listening to headphones

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I absolutely despise people who play their headphones obnoxiously loud around other people or play their iPhones w/ no headphones at all

[Luke Foley @MrLukeFoley]

Mango is the slipperiest fruit around

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Sea salt pita chips are to hummus as cinnamon sugar pita chips are to:

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Dying for Eddie's Million Dollar Cook Off to come on

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When is Drew Carey gonna hang it up and let me host The Price is Right?

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@VinFolz mr play it safe

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I wonder what the process is like to try and open a zoo @jschlo31

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@jschlo31 oh and a cookie sammich