Phil

Never, ever, bloody anything, ever.

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@HMRCcustomers hello, I’ve mistakenly paid my income tax using my wife’s reference number, but I can never get through on your phone number to let you know. You’ve written to me saying I haven’t paid my tax and have to pay penalties. Pls can you advise what I should do? Thanks.

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#tentothetop what a fucking cheat

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@ForePlayPod Please send her my best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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@jpleader2 @NoContextBrits My top 5 would be: Salt & Vinegar Chipsticks, Frazzles, Peanut M&Ms, Rolos and Wine Gums. Yours? x

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@JamesAHogg2 This belongs in the Upside Down.

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@JolyonMaugham @Neal_Compass I’m a big fan of GLP’s work, but I’m surprised at your position on this Jo. There are only 2 realistic choices at a GE, so why wouldn’t you vote labour when you (presumably) dislike them less than the Conservatives?

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@garyjkemp @prodnose You’ve cut a long story short there Gary.

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@JonathanYarwood Yes please Jonathan. I live near Chichester but I’m happy to travel if necessary!

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#askpaddypower what odds could I get on Charlie Woods (Tiger’s son) winning a golf major by the time he’s 25 please?

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@JamesL1927 This reminds me of the scene in Spinal Tap where Nigel is talking about the song he wrote for his musical trilogy 😂

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@fliceverett I’m naturally thin; does this mean I shouldn’t be allowed to pursue a career in fashion modelling, if that’s what I want to do?

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@keelyktss @kat_kaboom @WhoresofYore Snap!!

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@Rachelle_Hulme @TheVikingDane Got it! 😂

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@JonathanYarwood I can’t wait to try this Jonathan, thank you!

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@HughFW I feel your pain (pardon the pun) young Hugh!

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@JonathanYarwood Hi Jonathan, how do Stallings/Finau etc generate so much power from such short swings?
Thanks for all the great content by the way!

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@sarahemilnes That’s a beautiful painting - what a talent your son has!

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@Rachelle_Hulme @ourrachblogs And Monster Munch

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@JaneRemain Good for you Jane!