Marcus Dean

A Self-Obsessed Babbling Buffoon aspiring to become a Standup Comedian.

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

Oh my! The jokes are flowing and it's a "you're fucked for talking shit!" .... Dude! It's all just a joke. No need to get all sensitive.

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

Writing New jokes and it's good. Sex, Drugs and Redemption

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

Coming back!

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

What it do fools @force

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

New/Old Frame of Mind... Jihad on All the BS!

[Sampson, Antonio V @Shrek102602]

@MrMarcusDean Just a different process. But, there is a distinct difference that should never be compromised.

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

Someone out there, right now, is bored! You should not give one single fuck! Because when dog's balls scrap the... http://t.co/2duZo5lt

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

I'm not crazy! And neither am I!

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

@AshleyZiebart

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Can't make everything funny... Some things are sacred, it's what brings balance to the crazy world. Knowing where the line is finally drawn!

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

No one considers it but firearms are the least addictive of ATF. its a disease .

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The Mayans now voted Troll kings of history.

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

Hey gang, I'm selling my 11' Bentley Continental GTC, serious inquires only please.

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

If you've ever jerked-off in an online chat room, you may have jerked off to your grandfather o_0

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

I need a better City...

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I'm old enough to remember what Winter was like!

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Don't suck!

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

Hard to believe theres problems in the world when the top story on yahoo is about a dead spider!

[Marcus Dean @MrMarcusDean]

I've seen enough Tyler Perry movies to say the N-Word comfortably!