Mars Capone

Expect this account to be unhinged thoughts that I don't feel comfortable sharing on my main.

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Tussock caterpillar, I did not consent to you grabbin' up my thigh like this. 😩😩😩

#Tussock #TussockCaterpillar #Caterpillar #Ouch

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Person has been SUCH AN ASS to my partner all season, no idea why. Until today. Person believes that my partner has stolen their ex.

My partner and I started hanging out regularly with their ex B/C of their breakup and him not having a car.

Relax, dude. 😂

#PolyProbs

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

@JainaKane Awh! 🥺☺️💙
Literally I just go hiking/walking all the time, Colorado is alllll incline. Nature's squats! However, I am also ALWAYS out of breath. 😅😂😂

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Living in the mountains does The Dumpy™ good.

#Dumpy #LilDumptruck #Booty #Thicc #Thiccy #Androgene #Androgynous #NotAGirl #NotABoy

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

@Thattanguy @MxMarsCapone Absolutely! Sent you a follow. 💙

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

@JainaKane No, YOU. 🥺😍

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Thiccy andro vibes:
-Muscle shirt
-Red mohawk
-Rainbow booooty shorts that Mt ass can't stop eating
-Packer

One woman literally said, 'oh god,' and shifted her kid away from me as I walked into a Sam's club.
However, the pharmacist was very flirty. 😌

#EvensOut

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

I carry my packer around in my tiny backpack like a goddamn safety blanket when I'm not wearing it.

Everything someone misgenders me, I image whipping it out of my bag and slapping them with my gel-pen blue dong. 😌😌��

#Chaos #Gremlin #Androgene

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

@katandcritters Same, though. None of us deserve it.

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Also, I have dealt with a SURISING amount of homophobia, transphobia, and general shitty looks this year.

Like, I feel more valid/recognized than ever, but at the same time, please eat shit.

💙

#Queer #Androgyne

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

So, someone at this Festival was apparently fired on Sunday for being, 'too homosexual'.
Like, from what I've heard, that's literally what the owner of the property said to him as he fired him.
We're in Colorado.
What the actual fuck.

#WorkersRights #QueerRights

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Tbh, I figured out this one was a hallucination early pretty much how people tell AI photos aren't real. It made me giggle a lot and made it easier to process.

Many thanks to my partner who doesn't bat an eye when I tell them absolutely crazy shit.

#Meds #MentalHealth

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

New day, new hallucination..
About 10 mins ago, sat there staring at what looked like a tiny caterpillar with a white glow and tiny stick legs stuck in place, flailing his legs wildly. Watched consistently and communicated it to my partner.

When observed, it was a baby pinecone.

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Keeping track because I know medication adjustment can be weird, and I already deal with auditory hallucinations. Hopefully it's nothing and just balances out. 💙

#NewMeds

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Not posting on main, because I don't want to.

Medication notes:
On new/adjusted meds for two weeks now. Two quick hallucinations this morning. One was a bright orange bug crawling across my bed(not there), the other was a black lab standing all alone(also not there).

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Really bummed about my Hysterectomy likely not happening this year(unless I can work some serious magic). I have been increasingly more horny at the THOUGHT of not being able to be knocked up.

Fortunately, my partner doesn't seem to mind my excessive bitey-ness. ☺️

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

@HiltonHotels and @HiltonHonors;
Your websites are down. So are your phone apps. Opening the 'Help' section of the app automatically crashes it.

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

@HiltonHotels @brownswino Website and app are both down at this point.

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Oh thank fuck. It was an error. Being fixed now. 😭😭😭

#grateful

[Mars Capone @MrMarsCapone]

Quietly trying to not panic as my usually super-awesome employer seems to have paid me $6/hr for 45 hours of work. Hoping it's a mistake and reaching out, but, damn. It's uncomfortable.
#Uneasy #Paranoid #ProbablyJustAnError #Hopefully