Matt Danger

Troutabunga @nopantsrecords @ninjaswsyringes

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Update: Abandoning ouuiieee in favor or neeeehaw

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Pro tip: caress the stream

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN #MACA

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Bitches call my dick glyphosate because it's pretty much in everything these days and the most likely cause of a gluten allergy

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Found a Mexico hat left on a rusty old pole in Troutdale: +3 tough points

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Bitches call my dick AI because fears around it transcend political division

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

I had a Troutdream: where our food isn't poisoned by corporate gluttons, our schools and hospitals are fully funded, our beautiful forests and water supply isn't stolen by AI data centers, our air and farms aren't poisoned by geoengineering and genetically modified garbage, theological and racist wars aren't perpetuated by petchulant conmen, a government ran not by murderous pedophiles, secret police aren't abducting people off the streets, concentration camps are defunded and torn down, billionaires pay a fair amount of taxes to payback into the system that they directly benefit from, and people aren't murdered for having breakthroughs in clean renewable energy and advancements in propulsion systems

Instead, we live in a locked down, for-profit, modern day economic slave system that keeps the powerful in power and the rest of us tired, beaten down and unhealthy.... plus, there's a dark side to it all

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

@DemonFramed Great message. Hey ho! Let's give up! 👎

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Having to pay 300 billion dollars to reopen a straight that was already open while wasting countless lives, weapons, and the US economy only to distract from the fact you're a grifting orange piece of pedophile shit: -100 tough points

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Shoutout to famous mac n cheese

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Iran 🤝 Reflecting Pool

All he had to do was leave it alone.

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Bitches call my dick the Strait of Hormuz because it was always open, but now you can brag to your friends about having to pay a toll to use it

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Let me get this straight: it was too expensive to cancel up to $400 billion in student loan debt (which would have freed up the spending power of millions of Americans so money going back into the economy). So instead, [checks notes] we're going to give $300 billion to Iran.

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

@RobertJMolnar Freedumb ✔️

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Orange shit demon just wanted to use his fancy boom boom toys to kill brown people in Iran, he never cared if it helped or hurt the economy by reopening the straight. It's one big expensive distraction from the nature of those certain files. Y'know, the ones he ran on releasing

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

@OurShallowState Might be the silver lining necessary to bring everyone together through that awareness 🎯

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Bitches call my dick punkrock because it's often the relationship between the songs that's more important than the songs themselves

[Matt Danger @MrMattDanger]

Big shoutout to macho man voice for saving us all