Matthew Ryan-Clarke

I pretend to be other people and do voices, UCLan graduate
Founder of @Never_Theatre

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

@RoyalMailHelp Hello, I have sent a DM and I'm in need of a reply and update urgently. I have spoken to both the helpline and the post office. This showed to be fruitless and I am no closer to find out where my parcel of personal documents has gone

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

I need this in my life #Gjallardays

[Bungie Store @BungieStore]

Another giveaway has been revealed on the 8th day of Gjallardays!

Follow @bungiestore and quote retweet this post including #Gjallardays by Dec 1 at 8:59 AM PST for a chance to win a sold-out limited edition The Witch Queen Collector's Edition.

[Richard @watfordlad]

This is my 17yr old daughter kayleigh cook-dumbarton who has gone missing from bolton in greater manchester she was last seen at her home around 11.30pm please can everyone who sees this tweet retweet it as much as possible we just want her home safe and sound

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

@realDonaldTrump You're fake!

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

There's a box 🔲

If you put a cross in it, you'll save our NHS, properly fund our schools and tackle the climate emergency.

You'll end the housing crisis and poverty.

But billionaires and multi-millionaires will have to pay their fair share.

Do you cross that box?

[Standard Culture @ESCulture]

Sir Ian McKellen delivers a speech that had the whole of the London Coliseum audience on its feet. 👏 #ESTheatreAwards

[Ubisoft UK @Ubisoft_UK]

Celebrate 10 years of Just Dance and help raise up to £30,000 for Alzheimer’s Research UK‘s vital work to help protect special family memories!
Ubisoft is donating £1 for every Retweet of this post!
Full T&Cs > > https://t.co/Dl2CRsyDGz
#JustDanceMemories @AlzResearchUK

[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

my boss: so how would you describe your job performance this year?

me:

💥 @cherylholequeen #DragRaceUK https://t.co/f9SbTLjCtV

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy shit this is hilarious and so so so depressing.

[PlayStation UK @PlayStationUK]

To celebrate our PS Plus Rewards with Sonos, RT & follow for the chance to win 1 of 3 Sonos Beams. 🔊 Competition ends June 30th, 11:59PM. T&Cs: https://t.co/JqP76Q1Rhu

(You can get 15% off a Sonos Beam thanks to PS Plus Rewards: https://t.co/29QY5XvO5P)

[NeverForgetTheatre @Never_Theatre]

Never Forget Theatre is looking for an actress aged 18-25 to a lead role in an upcoming piece call “The Bunker” which is in early development. The piece requires an a strong emotional performance. Get in touch if you’re interested.

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

Follow @Never_Theatre. Our brand new theatre company based in the NorthWest. Interested in create some work? Contact us.

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

@realDonaldTrump Dear @realDonaldTrump thank you for cancelling your trip to the UK you have just saved us Dollar Hollar in tax payers money to police protests, since we just don’t like you. @theresa_may you should spend the money saved on the NHS

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

Only in my job could I use a bra as a parachute! Love my job #work… https://t.co/eR5YmQydIi

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

Having such a great summer already at work! Gotta love my job! #LoveWhatYouDo #justhavefun

[Matthew Ryan-Clarke @MrMatthewRyan1]

Had such a good week at work! #lovewhatyoudo #work #workhard

[sam morrison. @SamTheCobra]

@realDonaldTrump Wow can't believe how honest you were in your speech