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An elderly gamer, who, this is the catch, isn't old.

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Got my new Intro sequence going now on Twitch, it's got that seriously creepy vibes that I was going for. https://t.co/0FjJrcsp5u

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@majornelson Wait I tweeted the same thing as Larry? Damn great minds.

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Let's see how this goes
https://t.co/RcS9To8P5s

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@ItsGarlips Aye it will recover, just need to cool it down and give it a good look over.

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Had an absolute blast on the stream tonight, then my PC carked it.
Street Fighter Summer was too much for it!

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Mr. Matt's Sofa Stream - OH MY DAYS! IT'S STREET FIGHTER SUMMER! https://t.co/0Sfud0gQFY

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Who needs more of this?

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@ThoughtSlime Considering the state of some people's drinking water, sadly it is one of the few avenues to get decent drinking water.

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Yeah I think I'm about to hit it big on Twitter! My time is now!
Hey where is everyone going?

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@SoozUK We've all had a bit too much to drink and thought we were a snail

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What the hell is this reality?

But in all seriousness, Wrestling fans SPEND, so it would make sense to try and get something that would bring in tourism. I think they will be paying close attention to AEW's upcoming Wembley show and the resulting costs and incoming money

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John Cena's UK WrestleMania call backed by MPs https://t.co/g1tVQ8bE0H

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@JAKAZiD The circle of the gig economy eh?

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@SloaneFragment Imagine being in the bathroom with them and they have a piss, then they wash their hands and leave to continue the day. Imagine that, as we all know the purpose of a bathroom is to construct Lego sets and setup a call centre, not a place to nip for a piss

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A new and fresh episode of the Struggle of Wheel! From @ItsGarlips and myself! Mostly Garlips and some from myself! Garlips made it and I held a spoon in the corner.

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@OSWreview The Fly, although that's more of an insect crossing than Animal.

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It's going to be interesting to See if Meta's version of Twitter will take off, if it is open to all right out of the gate then it might just have the edge on Bluesky.
Still waiting on an invite to that as many others are, if Meta's Threads do well then I might not even need one

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It's happening again folks, I know it's a reboot but I hope they address the terrorist ending of the original series, where the School got taken over by a mad scientist who transformed it into a mecha, instantly killing all of the occupants.
Byker, Byker, Byker, Byker Grove! Yeah

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Classic British kids drama Byker Grove is being rebooted by the BBC with original stars Ant & Dec producing the show. https://t.co/J7SKnzy3Ck

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@VoxyTwitch You're getting shorter!? I know people like LOTR but please don't get Hobbitification surgery without really thinking about it folks

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@xela19721 @Otto_English No one mentioned Brexit. It's perfectly fine for a story to be about someone who has displayed deceptive behaviour in the past, who has fallen out of eligibility to have a bank account with a prestigious bank, to highlight that is going to be deceptive about that. 0% Brexit

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@mhairivarry @danwootton @mattletiss7 I'm fairly sure that's the fisting emoji, Dan wants to go elbow deep into ol' Le Tissier. Fair play to him, I hope they both have a wonderful time