Zombie Of The Night

Don't waste your life watching someone else live theirs

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

Biblical plagues: toads, locust, floods

Modern-day plagues: Love Island 🤦‍♂️

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

Guess who ruined tourism for the rest of the world.. #Murrica

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

I wonder if there is anything to do in Coventry on a Tuesday night #WorkTrip

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Two years ago today, @JackWilshere scored this unforgettable wonderstrike against Norwich...
https://t.co/SBLICjmlNx

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Sterling scoring when your team is losing 2-0 must be really hurting Liverpool fans.

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

@Podolski10 x,z dv Ioo

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

@TaneishaKumari ojjbjjy

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

United fans are awful quiet.. wheres your hype gone

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

@virginmedia yes

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

@virginmedia I'm paying for 50gb and on a good day I'm lucky to get this! #DaylightRobbery

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

If @virginmedia are inconsistent with their service.. does that allow me to be inconsistent with my payments?

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

@virginmedia Internet connection is never stable here. My mobile doesnt connect to wifi because of "poor connection".. on the 50gb plan!

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

Debuchy noooo

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

"Why would you get android phones they're huge!!" - said no iphone fan ever again #Iphone6 #IFail

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

Media brainwashing is so infuriating. Spent longer telling us about telepathy theories rather than the ebola outbreak

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

Considering the thousands without access to clean water.. #ALSIceBucketChallenge seems a bit of a kick in the face.. #BlindLeadingTheBlind

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

Truly hope one of the mosquito's from last night that bit me was radioactive.. #YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodMosquitoMan

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

shut up slut nobody cares

[Zombie Of The Night @MrMehta89]

@4oD not playing content with adblock is ridiculous. I mean it was bad enough they dont support hd on their website. #NotGoodEnough