MrMeows

Come to the light side. We have games.

[MrMeows @MrMeows1]

@KerryHamby Happy birthday!

[MrMeows @MrMeows1]

Wow, the last time I posted here was over a year ago. I suppose it's a good time to remind you all that I'm more active on my Discord server: https://t.co/4dsD7iKU2S

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@KerryHamby @PonyTatsujin It doesn't have to be visible. It can grow inside the walls.

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@PonyTatsujin @KerryHamby I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought, "That's mold."

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@KerryHamby Well, that can't be right; nobody is born with emotional baggage.

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@KerryHamby That's much better self-control than I have. I sometimes stay up much longer than that watching videos I don't really even want to watch.

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@KerryHamby It would probably be a broken mess. Cities don't take well to being dropped even from minimal heights.

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@KerryHamby Shedding spikes is what porcupines do. This is different.

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@KerryHamby When I look at the difference between your life situation (barely able to find housing) and my life situation (making an outrageous salary), I can't help but think that society doesn't care what anyone "deserves." It's really just luck of the draw.

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@KerryHamby Well, since you asked... https://t.co/rkynUblS6S

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@KerryHamby I was literally about to ask, "Was it a meal worthy of such an occasion, or did you just make rice?"

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@KerryHamby A party? In an apartment? Have they been living under a rock since 2019?

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@KerryHamby Your landlord sent it back? You'd think they, of all people, would know how many are moving into the apartment.

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@KerryHamby I don't know what made you think I'm lonely, but you don't need to worry about that. I wouldn't have moved out into farm country if I didn't like being alone.

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@KerryHamby I'm not worried about privacy. The fact that I follow only you is incidental. Over the past few years, everyone else I used to follow has either lost my interest or disappeared, and no one new has caught my attention yet.

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@KerryHamby It is rather small. Perhaps a crop like this would be better:

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@KerryHamby Coincidentally, I scheduled an appointment today to have internet installed in the apartment I'm moving into a month from now.

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@KerryHamby Guests? I didn't get the impression you ever had guests over to watch TV.

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@KerryHamby Just because real people change doesn't mean we like it when fictional characters do. 😛

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@KerryHamby Absurd randomness? Your posts are nowhere near as random as the Discord server I'm in. Or what's left of it, anyway.