MrMileStone

Nigerian Man, Husband, Father, @ChelseaFC , Agbafian , Loyalist

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

Blood of Jesus Christ!!!!!!
Blood of Jesus Christ!!!!!!
Blood of Jesus Christ!!!!!!
Blood of Jesus Christ!!!!!!

He cheated on his wife and got a woman pregnant. He begged his wife and she refused to forgive him, but later forgave him and demanded that he run a DNA test on the child, which he did and the son was his.

He decided to run DNA for the 3 children that his wife gave birth to and only the lastborn is his biological child.

His ancestors pushed him to get another woman pregnant because, if not, he would have ended up training children that are not his and feeding a woman who has been cheating and bringing bastard children for him.

HeartMattaz

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear young men,

It would be better for you to accept that your girlfriend is cheating on you, and that you haven't caught her yet, than to brag that she's not cheating on you because you haven't caught her yet..

So that if you catch her, you'll no longer be a blind boyfriend.

A blind boyfriend is a good boyfriend.

End.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

When you make a lot of money at once, two feelings come over you. Joy and relief.

Joy makes you want to meet all your cash needs and wants and share it with others who make you happy.

Relief makes you realize that the pressure of poverty is gone or lessened. Choose relief.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Sometimes, I look at the career trajectory of Peter Obi and I begin to have pity on myself. 😭

$22 million annual profit at 28.
A dollar millionaire at 30.
Owned a house in the UK at 30.
A bank chairman at 34.
A governor at 44.

Now, I understand why people fall over themselves just to hear him speak.

[MrMileStone @MrMilestone77]

@kunmigbenga Must you collect number?

🤣🤣😂

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

I once traveled to a small town and stopped by a local bar. They sold drinks and all kinds of pepper soup…goat meat, fish, you name it. They relied on a supplier for their catfish, but one day the supplier disappointed them and customers were complaining.

I suggested to the owner that he start a small backyard fish farm as a backup plan, just in case something like that happened again. Thankfully, he listened.

Two years later, I visited the place again and was amazed. Everything had changed. They now had TVs, solar power, CCTV cameras, and even a proper signboard. The place that used to have only a tree for shade had transformed completely.

The man recognized me immediately and greeted me warmly alongside his wife. He had even added some healthy weight since I last saw him. He told me he had quit his taxi job and now used the vehicle mainly to transport feed for his animals and drinks for the bar. His children were looking like proper ajebotas.

He said that backup plan was a game changer. Once customers realized they could always get what they came for, more people started patronizing the place because of the consistency.

The man refused to collect a dime for anything I bought that day.

But that’s not even the main story…

His first daughter had been eyeing me since I arrived. Long story short, I collected her number before leaving. 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Those Xenophobes should not be rejoicing over a penalty.

They're coming back home to take back the jobs that foreigners left behind.

End.

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

While getting a haircut, my barber told me he once saw some pastors at a babalawo’s place when he visited.

The haircut finished, I picked up my clipper, packed all my hair into my pocket, and went home.

Trust is good. Prevention is better.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Even though you don’t like his answers to questions , let’s have a President that won’t steal our common resources.

That is not hard na.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

Mikel Obi is one of the World Cup studio commentators/analysts/pundits for Fox, and he is doing a good job at that. I guess his podcast helped him position himself for that role.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Brazil abandoned their traditional Samba football and started playing European football and that is how they lost it all. Fell off hard.

[𝗖𝗙𝗖𝗝™️ @cfcJ_1]

Enzo Maresca shipped Renato Veiga out of the club because he asked to be played as CB rather than be Cucurella's backup, he's now a starting CB for Portugal at 22. #noticing

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

“For criminals, one person must be in charge. Either I’m in charge or they are in charge. That’s what I did in Anambra state”

- Peter Obi.

[MrMileStone @MrMilestone77]

@tier_1st 😂😅🤣

[SHAYEE 𒀭 @tier_1st]

2023: “I want Enzo out.”

2024: “Chelsea need to sell Enzo.”

2025: “Caicedo needs a better partner. Enzo is holding him back.”

Now Enzo wants to leave, and you’ve made 20 tweets calling him a traitor and a disgrace 😂

At this point, book a GP appointment.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

1. A friend came to stay the weekend with us at Doctors’ Quarters in UNIBEN in 1988. We didn't know he was allergic to eggs, and someone used the same oil that had been used to fry eggs to fry plantains. He ate the plantains and started immediately looking like the Michelin Man. Our landlord (a doctor) saved him with Hydrocortisone.

2. My youngest sister came to Accra for a visit and decided to do her hair. Some overzealous hairdresser decided she needed to dye her hair. The dye touched her scalp and she lost most of her hair while her head swelled double. She ended up in hospital for days.

3. I ate some fried meat balls in Togo in 2021 and went into shock. I recovered in hospital 8 hours later. Ended up in Accra and in hospital for a week. I don't eat processed meat till today.

4. Also me, earlier this year. I ate too much groundnuts and had a swollen neck. Ended up in hospital with complications including anaemia.

People die of allergies in Africa regularly and they call it “witchcraft.”

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

The FIRST brother-sister sibling duo to represent England at a FIFA World Cup. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔵

Congratulations to the James family. 💙

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

All African countries should always stand together behind eachother in every game of this world cup.

Czech Republic, you can do this. Let’s go! 💪🏾

[MrMileStone @MrMilestone77]

@Trust_Kill8 @jon_d_doe What do you expect from retards.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Do you copy?

His handle on IG is official_main_man on IG.