Moffittanium

Chemistry teacher, guitar club advisor, nutrition advocate, legendary sideburns are dormant. #Unity2020. Going to BELIZE in 2023 for real

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@brad_polumbo On the one hand, it seems like coddling. On the other, options are a good thing.

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@brad_polumbo Stand your ground

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@_NateNorman Rudy

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@jmasseypoet I now make and sell these Adirondack chairs (no, this is not a shameless plug)

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@jmasseypoet I bought some tools and began building things out of wood a few years ago with no experience but a lot of YouTube instruction. I find it massively rewarding. I recommend giving it a shot

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@sage_stage Worst: Pajama Day. Half of the students are already in pajamas. Best: Anything But A Backpack. Lots of creativity comes out

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@TexasAustyn I honestly don’t care. Meat and cheese are a plus.

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7 or 4…tough call

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@FlorioGina For a moment I thought you wrote “abdominal needs”

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Which table you sittin at?

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@sage_stage I am always suspicious of teenagers and I hate it

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@jmasseypoet You are a madman. At your next rave, would you mind reading a humorous poem about lactose written by one of my biology students? Perhaps I can get your thoughts as well?

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@gmiller YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!

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One week…and then there will be the expectation for you to supply more and outrage when you don’t.

[Jay Wamsted @JayWamsted]

Brand new pencils, 31 of them for public consumption in an 8th grade math class.

Any predictions on how long they last?

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Yes, in fact this 27-year veteran right here took a nap this past Friday in a supermarket parking lot on the way home. I didn’t want to wreck my car, or myself.

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

Is it normal for a veteran teacher to get home on a Friday and almost immediately take an impromptu nap?

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Dial tone

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Tenure

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@sage_stage When the new toy shows up, the old one goes by the wayside…reminds me of Andy, Buzz and Woody

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@jmasseypoet She’s the worst. I feel bad for her

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Became a morning person

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

What improved your life so much you wish you'd done it sooner?