Mister Montegue

I'm a sexy orange cat. I like sleeping, grooming and I can also drive a car.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

Oh no. I just slept for 50 days. I think I'll have a nap.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

I'm a cat dammit!! A cat! Did you hear me? A cat.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

Yawn.

[Misery Bear @MiseryBear]

Bad dream. Ghost bears in my bedroom. Very scared. Can't sleep. Must keep light on. http://t.co/t19rmmp1

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

Meow!MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow! Purrrrrr.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

I'm up and ready to play! Why is she going to bed?

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

I see everything from here.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

Lazy cat day.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

I love sunspots.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

@katieboocat I have one and I like it. A lot. Scared me a bit at first, but I'm a tough guy and I scared it right back.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

You have an issue with the fact I haven't moved in 24 hours? Do I look like I care?

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

Perfect way to spend a Friday night.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

@Manxi0602 that's her name. Pretty Miss Kitty.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

I have a housemate, but she's shy and bit daft so she doesn't tweet. Of course she's also stunning...

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

It's really windy outside. This is my scared face.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

What is #wlf? It seems popular amongst cats.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

Yawn. I'm bored.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

She's singing and dancing to The Sound of Music whilst I hide under the sofa. Terrified. #Christmas

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

I'm really tired. Being a cat is hard.

[Mister Montegue @MrMontegue]

This typing is a lot more work than I'm used to. Where is that crazy lady who cuts my nails?