Michael T. Lloyd

Do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?

[zzz @StanleyDonwood]

ive always loved advertising but hated the fact it was tied to selling. happy to be selling nothing at all with these. enjoy.

[Michael T. Lloyd @MrMTLloyd]

@GraydonSpeace Egg mug!

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August Bog Show

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I think littering is bad, but it's OK during a tornado.

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Nice little weekend planned: raid a cider mill, hit nails into a wall with a bat, hang some art, manufacture cold-pressed cider, profit.

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"What a beautiful day," I thought with the sun on my face, eyes closed. Then a fishing-line nest of trash rode the wind and lassoed my neck

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@GoogleFacts However, after the third week you're likely to go blind and chances of survival drop drastically.

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@GoogleFacts that's why I keep lighters handy and all my clothes are charred. Oh...singing.

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@GoogleFacts this reminds me of whatsherface... *walks miles into desolate winter landscape, naked, whistling "You're a grand old flag."

[The SOMA Kid @meleedesign]

If aliens are real I hope they like black sabbath because I'm not fighting them to the death to some introspective indie band soundtrack

[The SOMA Kid @meleedesign]

WAlk into the bar like yeah there's a gallon of water and half dozen apples in my backpack. We are partying are we not?

[The SOMA Kid @meleedesign]

RT if you need to maintain some semblance of a @twitter presence but can't create any meaningful content.

[Michael T. Lloyd @MrMTLloyd]

@GoogleFacts Other studies have shown that test-taking is linked to lower chocolate eating scores.

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@GoogleFacts sewage/sanitation is one hell of an industry.

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@GoogleFacts An icy draft rattled the chandelier in the dim foyer. "Kiss me" he said. She obliged, bound by tradition beneath the poop twig.

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@GoogleFacts Disclaimer: "can" and "will" are two very different words. These bananas aren't bringing back the chipmunk I just ran over.

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@GoogleFacts running low on facts or what?!

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@GoogleFacts Maybe, but I bet it depends a lot on how loud they turn up the volume, and whether or not they've met at that reststop before.

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@GoogleFacts Ugh, c'mon! Who told you that?!