Jack

Live, Laugh, Love

[Jack @MrMurning]

It’s shite being Scottish.

[Jack @MrMurning]

@BlizzardCSEU_EN server smoke break?

[Jack @MrMurning]

@mgdm Me: "Wonder what tomorrows challenge is"
AoC: "Upgrade these docker services to use node20".

15th of December
Me: "Wonder what tomorrows challenge is"
AoC: "Delete these docker services upgraded to use node20".

[Jack @MrMurning]

@allyjweir Just keep swimming.

[Jack @MrMurning]

@allyjweir Story of my life

[Jack @MrMurning]

Microsoft teams is a pile of shite.

[Jack @MrMurning]

@gingerzoealex Congrats Zoe!

[Jack @MrMurning]

@angelinalblyth1 I’ve been feeling the same and bought myself a new set of bagpipes…

[Jack @MrMurning]

@FleetoSmeato Go you mate! Send it :D

[Jack @MrMurning]

@andrewmcbroom @GoZwift Like comment subscribe

[Jack @MrMurning]

@angelinalblyth1 @mgdm Too many lockdown pies for the snazzy shirts :/

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Just stating the obvious.👇

The NHS is a public service. NHS charities shouldn’t be necessary. Those running them are amazing.

But NHS charities exist because the NHS has been underfunded and stripped of resource

It didn’t happen by accident

The government did it on purpose

[Jack @MrMurning]

Noise cancelling headphones + cutting about bollock naked + windae cleaners = recipe for disaster.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

a person only needs one good coat

[Jack @MrMurning]

@_5krifa Bilbo: Good Morning!

Gandalf: What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

Bilbo: Wait you work on Decommissioning, apologies, good luck!

[Jack @MrMurning]

@_5krifa During the decommissioning project we seized the means of data ownership from some capitalist ass grinding corporations that forces its employees to work 40hrs a days. Redistributing data transformation to different worker lambdas which decided the most relevant destination.

[Jack @MrMurning]

@abbyfuller Who TF rattles ‘yo’ in an email subject?

[Jack @MrMurning]

@mgdm Given the context of the sql writing I think you can say you won the war!