Ian Koletsis

MEL - SAN

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Getting 100% of my Olympics coverage from Kenan Thompson and Kevin Hart

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@scenequeenrocks @standatlantic The mother land 😍

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@scenequeenrocks 🙌

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Overheard from a man at Petco Park - Women using the men’s bathroom because the women’s is too busy “this is Biden’s America” 🙄

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Been in the US almost 11 years and whenever I meet an American I still get the “what’s the deal with Vegemite?” question. 🙄

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@mo_lu_ Where on earth do these come from!!!?? 😳

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Didn’t have seeing Post Malone and Brad Paisley covering Chattahoochee live on my 2024 bingo cards but here we are…

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@McDonalds staff don’t get paid enough for the amount of bullshit they have to put up with after 9pm at night

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

I’ve never felt so old telling my girlfriend that the sun is free, natural light and we don’t need every light in the house on.

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@misterba5s Play wonderwall

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@kristencnagy I didn’t say I wasn’t a fan, I just don’t know how to go back 😂

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@mo_lu_ I’m living for this

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

@KendallFortner Steezus

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@FakeWang lol

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Airlines in Australia when you have a two hour delay “here you go, have a voucher for the bar” (enough to get 4 beers)

Airlines in America - your flights delayed, good luck…

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Curve balls be curve ballin today

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Jason Kelce is the people’s people

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Who has time to use shampoo and conditioner? Big fan of the 2 in 1 #efficiency

[Ian Koletsis @MrNew1]

Therapists are just people who professionally love the tea 🍵