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I’ve returned to start anew. Husband. Father. Realist. PhD. Black/Korean amongst other things. 100% ✊🏾

[Penelope Maynard @penelope7usa]

@MrObviousGuy Well, my black Korean with a Ph.D. & a brown fist in his Twitter bio, what do you know of the complexities of our Civil War?
Go on, school me.
Maybe next time ask me why I have it as my banner instead of sending me a suicidal GIF.
But there won't be a next time, you'll be blocked

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“America First”

Confederate flag as banner picture...

[Penelope Maynard @penelope7usa]

Arlene is 75 years old.

There are over 20 florists in Kenwick, WA but they had to drag a Christian granny to the Supreme Court because beef-cake, gay couples are so helpless ...
and they don't know how to shop.

Ruling upheld against Arlene's Flowers.
https://t.co/o8GKtaPsFE

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@IngrahamAngle They’d tell you to fuck off in French, probably...

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@ggreenwald Support free speech!

Also, go fuck yourself!

[The Appeal @theappeal]

Kalief Browder, who died 4 years ago today, spent 3 years on Rikers Island because he could not afford bail. He chose not to plead guilty even though it would've bought his freedom. Tiana Lescaleet made the opposite choice. Cash bail criminalizes poverty. https://t.co/qtTmrt1B7h

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@DineshDSouza @KarlRunser I wish I could stretch my ballsack as far as your argument...

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THIS. IS. SPARTA.

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@RealCandaceO God, you’re so dumb...

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@YadibyNature @benshapiro This must be one of those advance insults well beyond the 3rd barbs I hurl...

At least you didn’t direct it at yourself this time!

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@mikefreemanNFL Actually, it was a deer...

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@heyyybonita

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@chuckwoolery It’s probably herpes...

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@YadibyNature @benshapiro You have the style and flare of a flaccid penis...

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@chuckwoolery Try tweeting before you hit sauce next time...

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@McCormickProf @benshapiro They should be described exactly as your tweet does and not reduced to a label aimed at creating a “gotcha” moment in your clown show.

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@MattOrtega Apparently, Klay hits threes off the court too...

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@marshallvore Rosenberg Fury

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@BobStelton <checks tweet’s date>