Maggie Patterson

WSU SOM ‘25 | Alma ‘21 | CH be kind, be gracious, and get gosh darned VACCINATED

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

The amount of people who have tried to enter the Royal Oak Public Library today (it’s closed on Sundays for the summer now) and the number of kids I’ve seen upset about it being closed has restored some of my faith in humanity.

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

Loving this whole thread.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

@Kenzie07Hetzler Woodbridge is great! But you’ll probs need roommates to keep your cost under $900 basically anywhere in Detroit

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

We can protect the right to abortion nationwide if we hold the House and the Senate. Make this election a #ROEVEMBER to remember. VOTE.

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

Does anyone else have absolute disdain for overhead lights after about 4 pm? Or is it just me?

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

I’ve reached the conclusion that book stores will never give me quite the same high as scholastic book fairs did.

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

And the hits just keep on coming. The future is looking bleak

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Women are waking up this morning feeling hopeless; but we can’t go back. I’m more motivated than ever to keep fighting like hell to ensure abortion remains safe and accessible in Michigan.

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

@ScotScandals We have the tools to end COVID. Us having not done so is more a failing of humanity as a whole than blame to be placed on an individual or administration. The vaccine is safe, free, and readily available. #GetVaccinatedNow and quit making anonymous posts meant to cause discord

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

@LloydPlatypus LETS GOOOO!!!

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

The impact that music can have on my mood should alarm me but I feel like I’ve just hacked my brain. 🤷‍♀️

[CNN @CNN]

"The Wire" creator David Simon says he won't be filming an upcoming HBO series in Texas due to a controversial abortion law passed in the state https://t.co/XvExwqpd1c

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

For background, the “colleague” is one of Alma’s physics professors and he has our undying support

[Michelle Kuchera @MKizzyy]

This just happened:

colleague: "I am uncomfortable with the only woman in the room delegated to note taking, I can take over that task"

me: *happy tears* ❤️

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

@LloydPlatypus Yassss

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Opinion

Simone Biles “is dismantling unhealthy notions of what it takes to succeed and how a female champion is allowed to look,” @lindsaycrouse writes. “On the mat and off, she is redefining female power in sports.” https://t.co/jPreiTrrOj

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

I really read “lolol” as “laughing out loud, oh lordie.” So if that’s not what you intend to communicate, maybe try something else.

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

Loving the auto generated subtitles of my recorded lecture saying:
fossil lipids 🦕 🦖
instead of:
phospholipids

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

@IvyOwens7 * Weisheit

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

@LloydPlatypus Yas! 🔥

[Maggie Patterson @MrPatIsMe]

@LloydPlatypus GO BESTIE GOOO