MrPoof

This is a really super duper extra serious account !

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*enjoying way too much sex*

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life gave me pants and i have shat them

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Bird Flu? yeah i mean they tend to do that

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huge news guys i went to the renn faire and fell in love with random strangers like 7 times in 12 minutes

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@sophiawetzell couldn't agree more!

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what devil do i have to make a deal with the get a fatter ass i can only do so many squats

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need me a girl with IBS fr fr

[I am @mackio_]

America is terrifying.

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i just be doing stuff to make the biography interesting at this point

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please let me into the apiary i am normal and can be trusted around bees

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@octolinghacker @Suneikuuu hacker being right (extremely common)

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just learned that "wenas tetas joder" means you're beautiful in spanish 🥰

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splatoon 3 is just a game where you teach small innocent pets to commit murder and steal the unborn babies of those less fortunate than you

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this song is not calles nutsack 2009

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i prefer my fajitas raw actually

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guys what if ass was overrated all along what if it really was just all about that bass no treble

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HOW

[Kiwi 🎋⏳ @Aymekiwi]

Beat After Alterna's balloon phrase with only burst bombs. #Splatoon3

[temmie @tuyoki]

little guy

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all i need to be down for something is for you to tell me its blasphemous tbh

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after months of study it has just been discovered that sorority girls and frat boys vision is based on movement.

if you wish to avoid contact it is recommended to stay completely still until the threat passes.

[Gerry The Canon Junkie @thecanonjunkie]

They’re no match for droidekas